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    Rooney set to miss season opener - virus picked up in nigeria - ebola??

    Rooney set to miss season opener
    Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney is set to miss the start of the Premier League season on 17 August after picking up a virus.

    The 22-year-old contracted the mystery virus on United's pre-season tour of Nigeria and has not trained since.

    "I doubt Wayne will be fit for the start of the season," said United boss Sir Alex Ferguson.

    "It's a virus he picked up in Nigeria and it's not a nice one. He's not been back in training yet."






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    what a shame.

    http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/04/28/svSHREK_narrowweb__300x352,0.jpg

    Could be Bird Flu - it happens when you get married :P

    http://www.jokefile.co.uk/sport/euro2004/heskey_rooney.jpg

    Isn't Donkey out for the start of the season aswell?

    lmao, rep for such joke ! ^^^

    It's not likely to be ebola. If it was, there's a fairly high chance he'd be dead already. Which is a shame really, as it'd be a bit of a laugh.

    dxx;2678821

    It's not likely to be ebola. If it was, there's a fairly high chance he'd … It's not likely to be ebola. If it was, there's a fairly high chance he'd be dead already. Which is a shame really, as it'd be a bit of a laugh.



    heh I was thinking ebola was a deadly disease/virus

    fwibble;2678904

    heh I was thinking ebola was a deadly disease/virus



    Oh, it is. It's one of the deadliest in the world. If you're unlucky enough to catch it, you have about a week until all of your internal organs turn to a horrible bloody mess. It's sort of like the viral equivelent of a smoothie maker, only without the casing. And without the earth wire, just for added kicks.

    I suppose it's quite a good thing that it isn't. If he'd contracted it, and then gone out to play a football game, the result could've been catastrophic. You know 28 Weeks Later? Imagine that, but in real life. Scary stuff, innit?

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    fwibble;2678904

    heh I was thinking ebola was a deadly disease/virus



    ebola - thought he played for arsenal:-D:-D

    latest update - One of the keys to try to find a cure or vaccine for Ebola is to discover its' natural host. - ronaldo i suspect :thumbsup:

    love the pics

    dxx;2679171

    Oh, it is. It's one of the deadliest in the world. If you're unlucky … Oh, it is. It's one of the deadliest in the world. If you're unlucky enough to catch it, you have about a week until all of your internal organs turn to a horrible bloody mess. It's sort of like the viral equivelent of a smoothie maker, only without the casing. And without the earth wire, just for added kicks. I suppose it's quite a good thing that it isn't. If he'd contracted it, and then gone out to play a football game, the result could've been catastrophic. You know 28 Weeks Later? Imagine that, but in real life. Scary stuff, innit?



    heh, would be a football match worth watching :giggle:

    lol bet he has herpes

    shimagoza;2678521

    Could be Bird Flu - it happens when you get married :P



    looool
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