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    A man takes a lady out to dinner for the first time. Later they go on to a show. The evening is a huge success and as he drops her at her door he says 'I have had a lovely time. You looked so beautiful, you remind me of a beautiful rambling rose. May I call on you tomorrow?'


    She agrees and a date is made. The next night he knocks on her door and when she opens it she slaps him hard across the face. He is stunned.


    'What was that for?' he asked.

    She said 'I looked up rambling rose in the encyclopaedia last night and it said 'Not well suited to bedding but is excellent for rooting up against a garden wall'

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    red roses for me please lol

    jellybaby22;3465855

    ooooooooooo bad joke.......:thinking:


    lol

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    Oh dear. Someone dont get it!

    Original Poster

    guv;3465914

    Oh dear. Someone dont get it!



    :w00t:
    how are ya guv?
    missed me after my vacation?

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    skusey;3465930

    :w00t:how are ya guv?missed me after my vacation?



    What vacation?

    welcome back.....again

    Banned

    Ah I see.... The smug "I got ya" type vacation.

    Original Poster

    guv;3466039

    Ah I see.... The smug "I got ya" type vacation.



    yeh, my fault entirely:thumbsup:

    Thought it was quiet amusing lol
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