rude but funny (read before it gets deleted)

Found 2nd Apr 2008
Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.

Paddy says, 'Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and get me slippers?'

'No bother,' he says, and he runs upstairs.

There, he finds Paddy's two stunning 19 year old twin daughters sitting on their beds.

'Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both.'

'Fook off you liar!'

'I'll prove it,' Murphy says.

So he shouts down the stairs, 'Both of dem, Paddy?'

'Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?'

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funny, nice one

http://www.shengis.net/eby1/rolling.gif

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:roll:

lmfao!

Thats very rude skusey!! :w00t:

thats a good joke mate!

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Rofl.

lol..

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lol very close to the mark!!

:whistling:

grrrreeeeaaaatttt!!!! LOL
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