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    sad news revealed on sky news this morning

    irish authorities have uncovered a mass grave of dead snowmen, further forensic tests revealed it was actually a field of carrots....

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    Jeez..... after reading that..... I definitely don't deserve any abuse for bad jokes!

    ^^^ X)

    Now we know where Jimmy tarbucks joke book has gone

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    Jeez..... after reading that..... I definitely don't deserve any abuse … Jeez..... after reading that..... I definitely don't deserve any abuse for bad jokes!



    the badder the better for me

    well, I thought it was funny...hit the right note for me....jings, cabin fever must be getting to me lol

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    so bad it wasnt even funny

    this is better:-

    I went to the shops today to get some milk, but they had run out of milk oO

    its the sames as this one police in ireland are investigating the crash of a two seater plane into a cemeteray so far they recovered 500 bodies

    Paddy frantically phones the hospital and shouts down the phone, "my wife is pregnant and her contractions are only 2 minutes apart". "Is this her first child" replies the doctor. "No it's her husband you idiot" shouts Paddy.



    Edited by: "greg_68" 3rd Dec 2010

    Paddy phones for an ambulance as Murphy has been hit by a car. The operator asks "where has the accident taken place". "Outside 28 Eucalyptus Road" replies Paddy. "How do you spell that" asks the operator. The line goes quiet for 5 minutes by which time the operator is getting very worried. All of a sudden Paddy comes back on the phone all out of breath. "Are you all right" enquires the operator, "yes" replies Paddy "I've just dragged him round to Oak Street".


    Edited by: "greg_68" 3rd Dec 2010
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