Sad news today.The director of paint giant Dulux has been found dead on a failed attempt to cross the Artic.

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Found 8th Sep 2017
The paramedics that found his frozen body said "He could of really done with another coat "
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adamspencer953 m ago

i'm ashamed to say i giggled a bit at this.



I was overcome with emulsion.
Just gloss over it.
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i'm ashamed to say i giggled a bit at this.
It seems his undercoat wasn't good enough.
david_wavid1 m ago

It seems his undercoat wasn't good enough.


adamspencer953 m ago

i'm ashamed to say i giggled a bit at this.



I was overcome with emulsion.
fanpages57 s ago

I was overcome with emulsion.


Stop it.
Just gloss over it.
OldEnglish7 m ago

Stop it.



OK

"Sad news today.The director of paint giant Dulux has been found dead on a failed attempt to cross the Artic."

Here's a frozen artic by the way...

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Apparently he has been in prison previously, He had a brush with the law.
david_wavid11 m ago

Apparently he has been in prison previously, He had a brush with the law. …Apparently he has been in prison previously, He had a brush with the law.


I think we are going to need a primer with details about the sheepdog trial.
Big drip!
He sounded like a very brave man, will he be post humously decorated?
Ps, how's the job hunting going op ?
airfix26 m ago

Ps, how's the job hunting going op ?


I've had the same job for 20 odd years.
He sounds like a bit of a drip
In honour of his death, I dedicate this for all of us to remember him.

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just surprised FP didn't pick up on "could of,,,,"
What, did he have a stroke?
fanpages6 h, 20 m ago

I was overcome with emulsion.


Eggshellent.
Gort19511 h, 54 m ago

What, did he have a stroke?


No, froze to death.
You're not entering into the ( white ) spirit on here.
OldEnglish1 h, 34 m ago

No, froze to death.

Edited by: "Toptrumpet" 8th Sep 2017
Sick of the sight of paint.
Perhaps he would have kept warmer if he had given himself a good rub down in between adding coats.

Good preparation is the key.
I'd rather watch paint dry than read all these awful posts.
dataload1 h, 34 m ago

I'd rather watch paint dry than read all these awful posts.


And me.
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