Found 16th Jan
I asked for 3.141 pounds of stewing steak today.
He looked at me completely gone out.....

I said "It's for a pie"

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Circular pie?

Banned

ha

John can rest easy in his bed.

Lucky the steak wasn't served via slap around the face.

Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie.

RossD89

Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie.



How do you weigh a whale?
Take it to a whale weigh station.

SidSnot

I asked for 3.141 pounds of stewing steak today.He looked at me … I asked for 3.141 pounds of stewing steak today.He looked at me completely gone out.....I said "It's for a pie"



PS. 3.142... (when rounding to 3 decimal places)

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PS. 3.142... (when rounding to 3 decimal places)


maybe he bought that last time he was in

Edited by: "brilly" 16th Jan

SidSnot

I asked for 3.141 pounds of stewing steak today.He looked at me … I asked for 3.141 pounds of stewing steak today.He looked at me completely gone out.....I said "It's for a pie"

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PS. 3.142... (when rounding to 3 decimal places)

brilly

maybe he bought that for his last pie



Round in error:

http://l7.alamy.com/zooms/f2e942c5e7ec4bbfb09e3174c65e3989/four-white-british-men-line-up-their-pint-glasses-on-a-bar-in-an-english-dekgxx.jpg

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How do you weigh a whale?Take it to a whale weigh station.



Can I respectfully guide you to post #3 please?

RossD89

Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie.

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How do you weigh a whale?Take it to a whale weigh station.

deeky

Can I respectfully guide you to post #3 please?



Pah. Moving on...

How do you circumcise a whale?
Send down four skin divers.

SidSnot

I asked for 3.141 pounds of stewing steak today.He looked at me … I asked for 3.141 pounds of stewing steak today.He looked at me completely gone out.....I said "It's for a pie"

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PS. 3.142... (when rounding to 3 decimal places)

brilly

maybe he bought that for his last pie


nah he made 2 pies
Edited by: "brilly" 16th Jan

He must have thought that was a big pie ?

What do you get when you take the Sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?


Pi in the sky.

Is this the place where people hang out when John2020 won't let them in

Banned

Stick to singing Sid, almost as bad as...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

deeky

Can I respectfully guide you to post #3 please?



Yeah, these jokes are weigh off the mark.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/21/f7/c0/21f7c066d4cc43a4c55e9c189a364267.jpg

peteivy



http://www.geeknews.net/images/2008/04/pie-chart-pac-man.jpg
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