Saw this and it made me laugh!


    TO BE IS TO DO ...... KANT.



    Saw this and it made me laugh!




    A bit unfair coming from the person who posted this:…ed/


    Original Poster



    Well yes, because it is funny.

    Is there any need to be so rude?

    Perhaps if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.

    I have similar to this on a t-shirt, cant remember what mine said though :thinking:


    Well yes, because it is funny.Is there any need to be so rude?Perhaps if … Well yes, because it is funny.Is there any need to be so rude?Perhaps if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all.

    Wasn't meant to be rude. Was simply asking a question. Now if you REALLY want me to be rude ...........

    Best I ever saw was on the T-Shirt of a rather large person::

    "Sex & Drugs & Sausage Rolls"


    It's good ... and catchy and reminds you that you're only half way through 'Conjectures and Refutations' TO DO is TO DO and TO BE is TO BE

    I am with Predikuesi on this one

    it should be DO BE DO BE DO BE....... DUCK's DISCO BUS

    I am what I am - Gloria Gaynor

    I'm Free- Roger Daltry

    57 channels and nothin' on - The Boss.

    Cogito ergo sum- I think therefore i am - Rene Descartes

    Original Poster


    Was meant to be rude. Was simply asking a question. Now if you REALLY … Was meant to be rude. Was simply asking a question. Now if you REALLY want me to be rude ...........

    I hope that is a typo!

    Naw not amused.


    Cogito ergo sum- I think therefore i am - Rene Descartes

    Would have sounded better in French - bit more of a be do be do do swing to it.:-D


    I hope that is a typo!

    Was a typo! Oh well!

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    "TO BE IS TO DO ...... KANT"

    I chuckled.

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