Schlong envy....

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Found 22nd Jan 2011
On Livingit now! How many of you guys would have your member in a vice, to make it bigger....horrific if you ask me....anybody had it done lol?
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oO got it stuck in my zip once, but that had the opposite effect !
I currently have mine in a vice...well vice / hand same thing
go to the zoo and ask the same question from an elephant
richp

oO got it stuck in my zip once, but that had the opposite effect !


Looooooooool its well funny, vacum pack enlargement system. Should i order you one Richie?

And women think giving birth is painful,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

richp

oO got it stuck in my zip once, but that had the opposite effect !

addjon

go to the zoo and ask the same question from an elephant



Are you mentally unstable?
addjon

go to the zoo and ask the same question from an elephant


Last time i went to the zoo, elephants couldn't talk. Is it the drugs again addjon?
Oh its the other side of the coin now.....fellas with massive ones...I'm sure that was ASB getting interviewed :O
Lulu'sMammy

Last time i went to the zoo, elephants couldn't talk. Is it the drugs … Last time i went to the zoo, elephants couldn't talk. Is it the drugs again addjon?


lol yeh
Lulu'sMammy

Looooooooool its well funny, vacum pack enlargement system. Should i … Looooooooool its well funny, vacum pack enlargement system. Should i order you one Richie



yeah a small plain brown jiffy envelope should cover it, the postage I mean.

DangerGod

Are you mentally unstable?


??????
How could you be envious of a schlong? He spends all day crammed in dark, damp conditions, and the only time he gets to see daylight is to be shoved in a darker, damper area or beaten up until he is physically sick. Hardly sounds he life to me.
richp

yeah a small plain brown jiffy envelope should cover it, the postage I … yeah a small plain brown jiffy envelope should cover it, the postage I mean.


Sorting it Rich, but surely the wife dangling from it would have the same effect lol
gbspurs

How could you be envious of a schlong? He spends all day crammed in dark, … How could you be envious of a schlong? He spends all day crammed in dark, damp conditions, and the only time he gets to see daylight is to be shoved in a darker, damper area or beaten up until he is physically sick. Hardly sounds he life to me.


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Lulu'sMammy

Sorting it Rich, but surely the wife dangling from it would have the same … Sorting it Rich, but surely the wife dangling from it would have the same effect lol



life's too short, it needs to be instant
Jumpingphil

You haven't realised this already?



He may not be, though. He might only be 7 years old.
just tell the women it only gets big when you are turned on by someone thats hot, she'll then blame herself for your small piece... ha
I think schlongs are ugly.
DLM

I think schlongs are ugly.



DLM!!! oO
I agree DLM, give me a nice bar of chocolate anyway :-)
Lulu'sMammy

I agree DLM, give me a nice bar of chocolate anyway :-)



but that'll melt in your hand & disappear after 5minutes............oh wait !!!
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