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    School 1970s vs. School 2000s

    Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fight after school.

    1974 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best mates.

    2009 - Police are called; Armed Response Unit arrives and arrest Johnny and Mark. Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are charged with assault, ASBOs are taken out and both are suspended even though Johnny started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meetings conducted. Video shown on YouTube.

    Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.
    1974 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given 6 of the best. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.
    2009 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counselled to death. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra funding because Jeffrey has a disability. Drops out of school.

    Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his neighbour's car and his Dad gives him the slipper.
    1974 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.
    2009 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy is removed to foster care and joins a gang. Psychologist tells Billy's sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mum has an affair with the psychologist. Psychologist gets a promotion.

    Scenario: Mohammed fails high school English.
    1974 - Mohammed retakes his exam, passes and goes to college..
    2009 - Mohammed's cause is taken up by local human rights group. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that making English a requirement for graduation is racist. Civil Liberties Association files class action lawsuit against state school system and his English teacher. English is banned from core curriculum. Mohammed is given his qualification anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot speak English.

    Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers, puts them in a model plane paint bottle and blows up an anthill.
    1974 - Ants die.
    2009 - MI5 and police are called and Johnny is charged with perpetrating acts of terrorism. Teams investigate parents, siblings are removed from the home, computers are confiscated, and Johnny's dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.

    Scenario: Mark falls during break and scrapes his knee. His teacher, Mary, finds him crying, and gives him a hug to comfort him.
    1974 - Johnny soon feels better and goes back to playing.

    2009 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces three years in prison. Johnny undergoes five years of therapy. Becomes gay.

    31 Comments

    :w00t::w00t::w00t:
    God damn smiley failure!!! Meant to express shock :-D

    whats 6 of the best, caned?

    Sad huh and all too true in some instances!

    This would normally be quite funny if there weren't elements of truth in all of it.

    Original Poster

    borolad94;4736204

    whats 6 of the best, caned?


    Yeah

    borolad94;4736204

    whats 6 of the best, caned?



    Yeah, guess your young! Hmmpff
    We got the blackboard rubber lobbed at us!

    so scary!

    I went to my reveiw day yesterday. One of my teachers said (whilst my parents were there) So youre not doing yor impression today (shes pregnant) I said 'No fatty' she smiled, I smiled. Good sense of humour. My mum said she would get caned for that. and im not surprised

    When I was at senior school in the early/mid nineties and a fight broke out kids used to crowd around and spit on them. If a small kid got too close to the fight the crowd would push him over and start spitting on him. Probably why I have issues with people spitting now.

    Wasn't always rosy in the past. :roll:

    michelleleemoo;4736253

    Yeah, guess your young! HmmpffWe got the blackboard rubber lobbed at us!



    Yeah same here - became an expert at dodging

    Its shocking how true all of that is

    fireheaven;4736292

    Yeah same here - became an expert at dodgingIts shocking how true all of … Yeah same here - became an expert at dodgingIts shocking how true all of that is



    Different times but it is interesting how things have turned around, I think a healthy amount of fright when we were young was ok, its odd how todays youngsters dont have that yet they think they're hard done by. Im thankfull I grew up when I did though, makes me feel human to know what respect and humility is.

    I remember the last time this was posted. Good to see it again.

    Original Poster

    deathtrap3000;4736410

    I remember the last time this was posted. Good to see it again.


    Am pleased your happy, i'll expect rep for bringing a smile to your face

    Lulu'sMammy;4736471

    Am pleased your happy, i'll expect rep for bringing a smile to your face … Am pleased your happy, i'll expect rep for bringing a smile to your face



    Reported for rep begging


    if i was nasty. :-D




    Shortened down for the sake of the thread.

    borolad94;4736270

    I went to my reveiw day yesterday. One of my teachers said (whilst my … I went to my reveiw day yesterday. One of my teachers said (whilst my parents were there) So youre not doing yor impression today (shes pregnant) I said 'No fatty' she smiled, I smiled. Good sense of humour. My mum said she would get caned for that. and im not surprised



    cool teacher!

    Original Poster

    [quote=borolad94;4736488]Reported for rep begging
    Hence my sarcasim, and his

    ClarityofMind;4736500

    cool teacher!



    she is, shes immense. But she's not one of these teachers who's cool and will let us do anything, we can have a laugh with her, but we have to do our work whilst doing it or we'll suffer the consequences.

    Banned

    from what my daughter says goes on at school im surprised they actually still have teachers

    sassie;4736576

    from what my daughter says goes on at school im surprised they actually … from what my daughter says goes on at school im surprised they actually still have teachers



    How old is she and what does she say?

    Banned

    borolad94;4736706

    How old is she and what does she say?



    She's 15, just the way pupils speak to the teachers, its almost like teachers have come down the the kids level, not the kids working their way up to the teachers

    "Becomes gay."

    LOL

    Scary stuff, I think you have to watch your back more these days! I am also glad I was bought up when I was ( Senior School in the 80's just after corporal punishment was banished, but still VERY well remembered) I am scared for my kids - what their schooling will bring!

    Original Poster

    I Lol'd too....
    Anyway, i picked my niece up last week from school. Shes 15, and was late coming out, apparantly some little div had threatened to bang the teacher out!! Wouldn't catch me getting paid 20 grand a year for that kind of grief.

    was talking to a friend today who is a teaching assistant, she is currently doing a course on how to learn how to 'control' so to speak, a child who will not do as requested, speak when spoken to or is out of control physically, without touching them lol, crazy really cos we were never treated in an untoward way at school yet we knew when to stop, kids these days know they can push boundaries without alot of consequence!

    Ungreat;4736282

    When I was at senior school in the early/mid nineties and a fight broke … When I was at senior school in the early/mid nineties and a fight broke out kids used to crowd around and spit on them. If a small kid got too close to the fight the crowd would push him over and start spitting on him. Probably why I have issues with people spitting now.Wasn't always rosy in the past. :roll:



    Jeez - did you go to school in Beiruit!!!

    A fight in my school was heralded with a shout and a mass stampeed from all over the playground to the scene of the fight which; by the time everyone had arrived; was invariably over

    Banned

    Jumpingphil;4736226

    This would normally be quite funny if there weren't elements of truth in … This would normally be quite funny if there weren't elements of truth in all of it.



    I think the 'becomes gay' at the end of it conveys the mindset of the author.

    srw_topbloke;4736930

    Jeez - did you go to school in Beiruit!!!A fight in my school was … Jeez - did you go to school in Beiruit!!!A fight in my school was heralded with a shout and a mass stampeed from all over the playground to the scene of the fight which; by the time everyone had arrived; was invariably over



    That is exactly what happens now aswell

    Banned

    Does anyone think that maybe rather than just blaming the schools, it's the parents who are actually to blame?

    srw_topbloke;4736930

    Jeez - did you go to school in Beiruit!!!A fight in my school was … Jeez - did you go to school in Beiruit!!!A fight in my school was heralded with a shout and a mass stampeed from all over the playground to the scene of the fight which; by the time everyone had arrived; was invariably over



    It a pretty nice school now but when I went through it it was on the tail end of a rough patch. I remember in my first year sitting on the bus watching at least a hundred kids with pieces of wood heading over towards a rival school for a fight. Also remember on a couple of occasions teachers having roll around on the floor fights with students and someone getting a dart stuck in their head about two feet in front of me whilst waiting for an english lesson. It was also called 'death school' by the media at one point.

    It got far better towards the end as money was pumped into it and it now has amazing facilities, especially in media and the arts.

    I would never have dreamed of doing anything like that when I went to school and I never saw anyone else do it either.
    We used to have respect for our elders then, especially the likes of police and teachers.
    I don't know what the answer is, but I'm fairly sure SOME parents don't help matters these days.

    Jumpingphil;4736226

    This would normally be quite funny if there weren't elements of truth in … This would normally be quite funny if there weren't elements of truth in all of it.



    That's actually why I did find it funny. I laugh at society and what it's become.
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