scoobie doobie joke

    A flat-chested young lady went to Dr. Smith about enlarging her tiny
    breasts Dr. Smith advised her, "Every day after your shower rub your chest
    and say, "Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies."

    She did this faithfully for several months and it worked! She grew
    terrific D-cup boobs!

    One morning she was running late, got on the bus and in a panic realized
    she had forgotten her morning ritual. Frightened she might lose her lovely
    boobs if she didn't recite the little rhyme, she stood right there in the
    middle aisle of the bus closed her eyes and said, Scooby doobie doobies, I
    want bigger boobies."

    A guy sitting nearby looked at her, "By any chance, are you a patient of Dr
    Smith's?" "Why, yes I am. How did you know?"
    "He leaned closer, winked and whispered, "Hickory dickory dock..."

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