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Scots drink 46 bottles of vodka each per year

According to new nhs figures,this is the national average.

Least we can beat the rest of europe at something!

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46 per year ffs

i thought it woulda been lifetime

lol - nearly one a week? They must have taken the stats from Govan or somewhere.

well not like they got much else to look forward too.

last year i would say tht was probably accurate :lol:, not to mention the 100's of beers i would have accompanied the vodka with :lol:

Jesus, what if they measured it in Whisky.!!!!!!!!

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micoo;7572929

last year i would say tht was probably accurate :lol:, not to mention the … last year i would say tht was probably accurate :lol:, not to mention the 100's of beers i would have accompanied the vodka with :lol:




enter the man responsible for the high average:whistling:

Tanya;7572938

Jesus, what if they measured it in Whisky.!!!!!!!!



:? most likely wouldnt make much difference, i drink **** loads more vodka than whisky, so do all my mates, whisky is a slow drink, vodka, you neck it :lol:

barky;7572942

enter the man responsible for the high average:whistling:



lol i was bored one day and actually worked out how much id spent on beer and how much i drank last year by looking at my bank statement as i usually get booze from tesco and always pay with card i stopped when i worked out id drank over 600 bottles :lol:, tht was just jan - october last year too :lol: im ginna die young

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micoo;7572957

:? most likely wouldnt make much difference, i drink **** loads more … :? most likely wouldnt make much difference, i drink **** loads more vodka than whisky, so do all my mates, whisky is a slow drink, vodka, you neck it :lol:




yeh but you arent meant to put it on yer coco pops in the morning ffs!

Equates to roughly 4 bottles per month, hardly a boast at the local AA meeting imo :?

barky;7572993

yeh but you arent meant to put it on yer coco pops in the morning ffs!



never do that btw, absoultely disgusting

someone been drinking all mine then

micoo;7573007

never do that btw, absoultely disgusting



Yea, the chocolatey'ness isnt good.
Cornflakes :thumbsup:

i don;t even drink one bottle of vodka a year

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the dark haired girls with blue eyes up in glasgow are lush...

bykergrove;7573293

the dark haired girls with blue eyes up in glasgow are lush...



sure u were in glasgow :lol:

Bottle of vodka = 30 units or 15 pints of regular strength lager - so based on the figure, around 13 pints per week. I could imagine that with some of my mates. :lol:

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micoo;7573345

sure u were in glasgow :lol:



lol yeah dude! there were the fair share of mingers but there were some seriously hot girls there too! they love east london accents too :oops: one chick thought I was posh :lol:!!

bykergrove;7573373

lol yeah dude! there were the fair share of mingers but there were some … lol yeah dude! there were the fair share of mingers but there were some seriously hot girls there too! they love east london accents too :oops: one chick thought I was posh :lol:!!



lol there are some fine girls in glasgow, not many though :lol: and they usually have 20 fat/ugly blokes drooling behind them, theres a suprising amount of fitties in dundee :lol:

Barky someone posted this earlier today - and it was awful!! he posted derogatory comments in the OP and mods edited it, but was spammed pretty quick.

Nice to see it posted up this way lol and not name calling in the OP.

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micoo;7573397

lol there are some fine girls in glasgow, not many though :lol: and they … lol there are some fine girls in glasgow, not many though :lol: and they usually have 20 fat/ugly blokes drooling behind them, theres a suprising amount of fitties in dundee :lol:



yeah i noticed that there were quite a few fat blokes about! some were movin in the clubs I have to admit! :thinking:

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bykergrove;7573373

lol yeah dude! there were the fair share of mingers but there were some … lol yeah dude! there were the fair share of mingers but there were some seriously hot girls there too! they love east london accents too :oops: one chick thought I was posh :lol:!!



I have been told by a man from near glasgow.

That if I was living in scotland I would be in demand.

I guess that was a compliment :-D

DLM;7573432

I have been told by a man from near glasgow.That if I was living in … I have been told by a man from near glasgow.That if I was living in scotland I would be in demand.I guess that was a compliment :-D





actually .............no !!!!!

micoo;7573397

lol there are some fine girls in glasgow, not many though :lol: and they … lol there are some fine girls in glasgow, not many though :lol: and they usually have 20 fat/ugly blokes drooling behind them, theres a suprising amount of fitties in dundee :lol:



You've been on the booze again, haven't you? :lol:

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DLM;7573432

I have been told by a man from near glasgow.That if I was living in … I have been told by a man from near glasgow.That if I was living in scotland I would be in demand.I guess that was a compliment :-D



i guess the girls in scotland dont put out...? :?

DLM;7573432

I have been told by a man from near glasgow.That if I was living in … I have been told by a man from near glasgow.That if I was living in scotland I would be in demand.I guess that was a compliment :-D



he prob meant they were running out of english people to chase with fire and pitchforks :lol:

moob;7573460

You've been on the booze again, haven't you? :lol:



:oops: yes :lol:

micoo;7573465

he prob meant they were running out of english people to chase with fire … he prob meant they were running out of english people to chase with fire and pitchforks :lol:



lol I was thinking they prob meant Blythswood Square :lol:

we passed that way on a christmas night out - and omg it hasnt changed.

dcx_badass;7572917

I would if I lived there.



black gerbil1;7572923

well not like they got much else to look forward too.



You know, i wouldn't expect anything less from either of you. Yes, our weather, football and general health are all dire but having actually lived in many places across the world, Scotland isn't that bad.

And guess what? It produces people that most of the world embrace and welcome. They love our humour, our intelligence, our hospitality & generosity and our friendliness (when we are not stabbing each other :oops:).

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bossyboots;7573449

actually .............no !!!!!



Why?

bykergrove;7573462

i guess the girls in scotland dont put out...? :?



I am sure they do.

Micco is never in short supply!

micoo;7573465

he prob meant they were running out of english people to chase with fire … he prob meant they were running out of english people to chase with fire and pitchforks :lol:



Ha ha ha, he said all the weddings he went to up there.

His friends were marrying mooseys

DLM;7573489

Why? I am sure they do.Micco is never in short supply!Ha ha ha, he said … Why? I am sure they do.Micco is never in short supply!Ha ha ha, he said all the weddings he went to up there.His friends were marrying mooseys




true dat,not many of my tally have actually been scottish tho, plenty of irish, they are easy as hell, eastern european birds arnt easy, i wasnt happy bout tht, french and italians are fairly easy too :lol:

DLM;7573489

Why?



For a Glaswegian to tell a woman that she would be "in demand if she were up here" .........:lol:

micoo;7573496

true dat,not many of my tally have actually been scottish tho, plenty of … true dat,not many of my tally have actually been scottish tho, plenty of irish, they are easy as hell, eastern european birds arnt easy, i wasnt happy bout tht, french and italians are fairly easy too :lol:



Micoo, do they still do rolls n mince up your way? Not been there in years but any time we were up they were always on offer, and we loved them!

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bossyboots;7573503

For a Glaswegian to tell a woman that she would be "in demand if she were … For a Glaswegian to tell a woman that she would be "in demand if she were up here" .........:lol:



I don't understand.

I never really liked the man anyway.

Thank god he has now been moved on to chester :-D

bossyboots;7573522

Micoo, do they still do rolls n mince up your way? Not been there in … Micoo, do they still do rolls n mince up your way? Not been there in years but any time we were up they were always on offer, and we loved them!



na ive never seen them, were they good :? u do get red and white pudding as well as black pudding dont know wht the hell they are tho lol

micoo;7573536

na ive never seen them, were they good :? u do get red and white pudding … na ive never seen them, were they good :? u do get red and white pudding as well as black pudding dont know wht the hell they are tho lol



it was mince - as in mince n tatties - except they put a dollop of mince into a roll n butter :w00t:

Last time I was up there was about 15years ago and at the height of my pubbing n clubbing lol and we got them every time we were on a night out!! Mind u nothing beats the rolls n square sausage :-D

DLM - was that guy ur talking about a bit lecherous - up here the only girls in demand are the prostitutes you see and if a guy had said that to me I would have belted him one !!!!!!

micoo;7573496

true dat,not many of my tally have actually been scottish tho, plenty of … true dat,not many of my tally have actually been scottish tho, plenty of irish, they are easy as hell, eastern european birds arnt easy, i wasnt happy bout tht, french and italians are fairly easy too :lol:



Micoo, don't want to be a player hater but don't be so misogynistic. But i have to agree, i was always more successful with foreign girls with English, Irish & Australians the most enthuisastic. :whistling:

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bossyboots;7573580

DLM - was that guy ur talking about a bit lecherous - up here the only … DLM - was that guy ur talking about a bit lecherous - up here the only girls in demand are the prostitutes you see and if a guy had said that to me I would have belted him one !!!!!!



He was a bit.

Quick escape from his hotel room at the christmas do :-D

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bossyboots;7573580

it was mince - as in mince n tatties - except they put a dollop of mince … it was mince - as in mince n tatties - except they put a dollop of mince into a roll n butter :w00t:Last time I was up there was about 15years ago and at the height of my pubbing n clubbing lol and we got them every time we were on a night out!! Mind u nothing beats the rolls n square sausage :-DDLM - was that guy ur talking about a bit lecherous - up here the only girls in demand are the prostitutes you see and if a guy had said that to me I would have belted him one !!!!!!



lol@ rolls and mince! square sausage is king! I always have a pack in the freezer with my well fired mortons.

DLM;7573600

He was a bit.Quick escape from his hotel room at the christmas do :-D



:w00t: thats a whole new thread lol - Donna Lou started a hysterical thread at christmas time about christmas nights out and what people got up to and was absolutely brilliant!
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