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    SEAGAL V VAN DAMME!!! Who Would Win???

    Just seen an advert with steven seagal and jean claude van damme fighting weird yeah but actually who would win if those 2 were at each other?? i reckon seagal!!

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    jean claude van damme

    i would have said seagal maybe two months ago...but his recent attempts in movies has really put a downer on him


    WATCH THIS!! VERY FUNNY!! :-D

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    Chuck Norris.




    Matters not that he's not there - he wins.

    kapows;5825190

    jean claude van dammei would have said seagal maybe two months ago...but … jean claude van dammei would have said seagal maybe two months ago...but his recent attempts in movies has really put a downer on him



    2 months?????? maybe 10 years ago!!:-D

    mbgringo;5825194

    Chuck Norris.Matters not that he's not there - he wins.



    did you know that chuck norris' keyboard has no control key, chuck norris is always in control :thumbsup:

    and, some say that under chuck norris' beard there is another fist just waiting to pounce:thumbsup:

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    pistol6000;5825201

    2 months?????? maybe 10 years ago!!:-D



    lol 10 years ago i was still watching re-runs of under seige and nico lol :-D

    jackie chan

    Original Poster

    seagal all the way i reckon spesh when he was in his prime in under siege!! even arnie sly and bruce would of had a tough time against him!!

    Original Poster

    yeah not bad but jet li would kick his ass!!!!

    solarforce;5825222

    jackie chan

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    adam09wyatt;5825231

    seagal all the way i reckon spesh when he was in his prime in under … seagal all the way i reckon spesh when he was in his prime in under siege!! even arnie sly and bruce would of had a tough time against him!!



    WHOA!!!

    do not mention Bruce (Lee im assuming) in the same sentence!! how dare ya!

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    adam09wyatt;5825235

    yeah not bad but jet li would kick his ass!!!!



    jet li cant kick jackies ass!! no chance!!

    oh my god ur one of those prime time only viewers...probably got introduced to jackie chan when rush hour came out!!

    im gonna leave this thread now before i gorge my own eyes out with my finger nails :w00t:

    Original Poster

    noooo willis!! die hard john mcclane!!


    kapows;5825240

    WHOA!!!do not mention Bruce (Lee im assuming) in the same sentence!! how … WHOA!!!do not mention Bruce (Lee im assuming) in the same sentence!! how dare ya!

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    adam09wyatt;5825279

    noooo willis!! die hard john mcclane!!



    LMAO!!

    good save :-D

    Original Poster

    bruce lee was a legend 100% true legend!!


    kapows;5825299

    LMAO!!good save :-D

    segal easily. not only can he kick ass but he can play guitar too, and sing. And if you believe his movies he can cook too.

    SEAGAL !!! :thumbsup:

    noway JC-VD FOR SURE (o:

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    mcnally32;5825384

    segal easily. not only can he kick ass but he can play guitar too, and … segal easily. not only can he kick ass but he can play guitar too, and sing. And if you believe his movies he can cook too.



    if seagal was in bloodsport he would of had no chance against frank dux....511 wins in 1 comp:thumbsup:

    a seagal of course:thumbsup:

    http://open.salon.com/blog/verbal_remedy/2009/02/03/files/secpic_seagull1_b1233704043.jpg

    transit;5825606

    a seagal of course:thumbsup:



    :giggle:

    bruce leeeeeeeee!

    i think the real question is:

    jack bauer vs chuck norris

    who would win that one?!

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    matt3454;5825825

    i think the real question is:jack bauer vs chuck norriswho would win that … i think the real question is:jack bauer vs chuck norriswho would win that one?!



    http://www.weirdthings.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/mr-bean-has-had-a-baby-man-its-ugly.jpg

    micoo;5825211

    did you know that chuck norris' keyboard has no control key, chuck norris … did you know that chuck norris' keyboard has no control key, chuck norris is always in control :thumbsup:and, some say that under chuck norris' beard there is another fist just waiting to pounce:thumbsup:



    You missed this one....

    Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

    Seagal gets my 9 degrees.
    I am not a fan of VD:p

    i prefer Van Damme

    ilovelilac;5826017

    i prefer Van Damme


    Seagal was just a cook :lol:

    kaits;5826027

    Seagal was just a cook :lol:



    hia katis

    cook?

    ilovelilac;5826031

    hia katis :)cook?



    yeah in that movie : Under Siege
    SS says he's just a cook
    VD never really did it for me. I like a big mad chunky bloke who squints a lot;-)

    kaits;5826051

    yeah in that movie : Under Siege SS says he's just a cook VD never really … yeah in that movie : Under Siege SS says he's just a cook VD never really did it for me. I like a big mad chunky bloke who squints a lot;-)



    i became a VD fan after watching AWOL when i was little :giggle: steven segal is alright but van damme has better moves

    ilovelilac;5826054

    i became a VD fan after watching AWOL when i was little :giggle: steven … i became a VD fan after watching AWOL when i was little :giggle: steven segal is alright but van damme has better moves



    yeah VD has more fighting styles than SS.
    I've been watching a lot of those old movies recently.

    gotta do sleepy now nighty lilacs:friends:

    kaits;5826067

    yeah VD has more fighting styles than SS. I've been watching a lot of … yeah VD has more fighting styles than SS. I've been watching a lot of those old movies recently.gotta do sleepy now nighty lilacs:friends:



    nite nite hun
    xxx
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