Seen a lady (I knew) couldn't get car started..... (add your own)

Seen a lady (I knew) couldn't get car started.
Stopped the car and opened the window.

ME: 'Need a Lift....?'
LADY: 'Yes please'
ME: 'You look like you have lost some weight' and drive on to work.

Hehe, I thought was funny

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"Send a lady (I knew) couldn't get car started."

I don't get that bit.

what????????????

Original Poster

odriscoll;7468585

"Send a lady (I knew) couldn't get car started."I don't get that bit.



Thanks and sorry, Fingers still cold. I have corrected (+REP)

odriscoll;7468585

"Send a lady (I knew) couldn't get car started."I don't get that bit.



Obviously over excited by his own joke:)

huh?? :w00t:

thats mean

guru_the;7468618

Thanks and sorry, Fingers still cold. I have corrected (+REP)



Send a lady (I knew) couldn't get car started..... (add your own)



FAIL :lol:

thats funny?

Urmmmmmmmmmmmm, am I missing something here? lol.

Original Poster

She needed a lift, so I said she lost weight, the complement was a lift.
Play on words

Much funnier when Jimmy Carr said it...

guru_the;7468678

She needed a lift, so I said she lost weight, the complement was a … She needed a lift, so I said she lost weight, the complement was a lift.Play on words



i stil dont get it?, is it just me? x

kerri_ i stil dont get it?, is it just me? x

oh i get it now - thats crap! lol

http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/3968/tumbleweed004gi3.gif

Snailman;7468866



That's pretty disturbing, the way it serenely moves across, never touching the ground :lol:

guru_the;7468678

She needed a lift, so I said she lost weight, the complement was a … She needed a lift, so I said she lost weight, the complement was a lift.Play on words



Oh, right. Just hold on a sec while I pick myself up from the floor.....:?

deek72;7469111

Oh, right. Just hold on a sec while I pick myself up from the floor.....:?



+1

Straight out of the kindergarten joke book.

sorry but that was crap

kerri_ oh i get it now - thats crap! lol

kerri_ i stil dont get it?, is it just me? x

guru_the;7468678

She needed a lift, so I said she lost weight, the complement was a … She needed a lift, so I said she lost weight, the complement was a lift.Play on words



when you have to explain the joke...................
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