Found 17th Dec 2009
Can you hotdeals members send me any text jokes that you have got thanks, or post on here.

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Jumpingphil;7251846

I wouldn't do that if I were you.Who knows who's phone number this … I wouldn't do that if I were you.Who knows who's phone number this is?Reported. ( Sorry to be a boring fart. ).



Not boring at all, safe and sensible advice :thumbsup:

Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?





the Ultra sound guy

who replaces him when he is off?









The hip replacement guy

What do you call a gay dinosaur?



Megasaurus (mega-sore-a*se)

whats the difference between santa and tiger woods?

Santa stopped at 3 ho's

kerri_ whats the difference between santa and tiger woods?Santa stopped at 3 ho's

what do you call an old man driving?



antique roadshow

what do you call a tree with a hole in it?



country

hassony;7252252

Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?the Ultra sound guywho replaces him … Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?the Ultra sound guywho replaces him when he is off?The hip replacement guy




the simple ones are the best ones¬

Good old tiger woods just got signed up to be the new face of tampax.
A spokesman for tampax said, "a c**t" going through a bad period" is just what we're all about!

kerri_ whats the difference between santa and tiger woods?Santa stopped at 3 ho's

micoo;7255324

i posted that the other day



I texted you it ;-)
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