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    A senior citizen said to his eighty-year old buddy:
    'So I hear you're getting married?'
    Yep!'
    'Do I know her?'
    'Nope!'
    'This woman, is she good looking?'
    'Not really.'
    'Is she a good cook?'
    'Naw, she can't cook too well.'
    'Does she have lots of money?'
    'Nope! Poor as a church mouse.'
    'Well, then, is she good in bed?'
    'I don't know.'
    'Why in the world do you want to marry her then ?'
    'Because she can still drive!'

    A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split.
    The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'
    'No,' he replied, 'Arthritis.'

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    :-D:-D:-D:-D:thumbsup:

    I was just about to post these - have a good day Sis:-D:thumbsup:

    Original Poster

    Nah- I got to it first- Michelle sent it me yesterday and Gaz didnt send em on to you til this morning cus he was too busy watching rugger yesterday!
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