Found 12th Nov 2008
I've not confided in you lot before, but I really need your advice on what could be a crucial decision.

I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs. The phone rings, but if I answer, the caller hangs up.

My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, although when I ask their names she always says,
"Just some friends from work. You don't know them."

I sometimes stay awake to look out for her cab coming home, but she always comes walking up the drive as I hear the sound of a car leaving around the corner, as if she has gotten out and walked the rest of the way.

Why? Maybe she wasn't in a taxi at all?

I once picked up her mobile phone, just to see what time it was. This caused her to go completely berserk. She quickly
snatched the phone out of my hand and cursed me hysterically, screaming that I should never touch her personal property. She then accused me of trying to spy on her.

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down, I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my car next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the street around the corner when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my motorcycle that I
noticed a small amount of oil leaking through the gasket underneath the cylinder head.

So is this something I can easily repair myself or
do you think I should take it to the dealer?

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I was feeling your pain for a moment there!


Phew don't know what to say but congrats on weekend result.



I was feeling your pain for a moment there!



Oh, Cylinder head! your in trouble!

Lol! :thumbsup:

Leave your wife first.



OMG I am so sorry mate....

Cylinder head indeed is trouble


I really got into that......your mean

Sell the bike, buy a gun.

lol. Get your wife to pay for the repair.

Maybe the bloke she's doin is a mechanic.

Every cloud has a silver lining.

I started reading then was like, "ive read this before... skip to bottom"

haha. brilliant.

You're a cheeky sh!te.....!!!! I was just about to give you some real, meaningful advice and you go and drop that ending on us all.
I must say. Very well written. You really had me going to the end. You should think about short stories for a living 'cos you have the bones of one there.


Maybe the bloke she's doin is a mechanic.Every cloud has a silver lining.

Hehe, like it!


:lol:I thought for a minute you were my OH.......:lol:very funny

Really, Your trouble! ;-)


You should think about short stories for a living 'cos you have the bones … You should think about short stories for a living 'cos you have the bones of one there.

You dont think he wrote it do you, this has been doing the rounds for years (with variations)


lol wtf man, for once in my life i decide to read more than a paragraph as i was getting into it... then that! lol anyways

Oh i am so sorry for you, good news is its coming up to winter so maybe time to take the bike off the road anyway, get it fixed sooner rather than later though eh, we dont want it to get any worse.

As for the wife, what a result, someone else is getting the nagging and you can concentrate on drinking beer in peace, ah bliss!!!

Everton are a fine team

you son of a b17ch! I was really getting into your whole sob story! But onto a more serious note. The leaking oil should be repaired by a mechanic!

Original Poster

sorry guys and gals :thumbsup:

im 18 too young for a wifey.....well im not but:whistling:




lol also, classic

oh, u.......had me going there an all... lol
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