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    SEVEN KINDS OF SEX

    Results of a recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.

    The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex.

    * This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone, and you both have sex
    until you are blue in the face.

    The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex.

    * This is when you have been with your partner for a short time, and you are
    so needy you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

    The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex.

    * This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has
    gotten routine, and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.

    The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex

    * This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass
    each other in the hallway you both say 'screw you.'

    The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex.

    * Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at
    night. (Very Popular)

    The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex.

    * This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court
    and screws you in front of everyone.

    And; Last, but not least,
    The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security Sex.

    * You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.

    PLEASE DO NOT POST TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.

    13 Comments

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    :-D

    nuff said!

    Cheers

    I thought it was going to go through the colours of the spectrum!!
    :-D:thumbsup:

    Banned

    Brilliant, rep added.

    i saw the titled, and expected pictured. PM the n00dz

    lol :thumbsup:

    [COLOR="Red"]so funny xx
    [/COLOR]

    Banned

    thought you were a bloke taasda? but the 7th kind of sex makes you a woman, as men don't get maintenance...possible but i've never heard of a bloke getting the kids.

    4th stage! haha

    great

    funny!!

    pmsl great 1
    :thumbsup:

    nice one

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