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    SEVEN KINDS OF SEX

    > >> Results of recent research shows that there are 7 kinds of sex.
    > >>
    > >> The 1st kind of sex is called: Smurf Sex. * This kind of sex happens when
    > >> you
    > >> first meet someone, and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
    > >>
    > >> The 2nd kind of sex is called: Kitchen Sex. * This is when you have been
    > >> with
    > >> your partner for a short time, and you are so needy you will have sex
    > >> anywhere,
    > >> even in the kitchen.
    > >>
    > >> ; The 3rd kind of sex is called: Bedroom Sex. * This is when you have been
    > >> with
    > >> your partner for a long time. Your sex has become routine and you usually
    > >> have
    > >> sex only in your bedroom.
    > >>
    > >> The 4th kind of sex is called: Hallway Sex * This is when you have been
    > >> with
    > >> your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you
    > >> both say
    > >> 'F*** you.'
    > >>
    > >> The 5th kind of sex is called: Religious Sex. * Which means you get Nun
    > >> in the
    > >> morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)
    > >>
    > >> The 6th kind is called Courtroom Sex. * This is when you cannot stand
    > >> your wife
    > >> any more. She takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.
    > >>
    > >> And; Last, but not least, The 7th kind of sex is called: Social Security
    > >> Sex. *
    > >> You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy yourself.
    > >>
    > >>
    > >> PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.
    > >>
    > >> I have enough problems of my own

    9 Comments

    :giggle: very funny and yes I was gonna tell what stage I am

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    fireheaven;4749462

    :giggle: very funny and yes I was gonna tell what stage I am



    mine is 9, it only goes up to 7

    Im still on 2 im lucky:oops:

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    Jumpingphil;4749493

    Very good.I'm at stage 22.....subscribedDone all that three times over … Very good.I'm at stage 22.....subscribedDone all that three times over and just starting my fourth round. :w00t:

    Jumpingphil;4749527

    I've now perfected that.I can cook a three course dinner at the same time.



    Now that does impress me:thumbsup:

    I`m on 5 going on to 6

    Alternating between 4 and 5.

    I'm not sure which stage I'm at...hopefully I'll never know what the latter stages are like though. :thumbsup:

    lol!!
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