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    1. Sex is a beauty treatment.

    Scientific tests find that when

    women make love they produce

    amounts of the hormone estrogen,

    which makes hair shine and

    skin smooth.
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    2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking

    reduces your chances of suffering

    dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes.

    The sweat produced cleanses the

    pores and makes your skin glow.
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    3. Lovemaking can burn up

    those calories you piled on during that

    romantic dinner.




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    4. Sex is one of the safest sports

    you can take up.

    It stretches and tones up just

    about every muscle in the body.

    It's more enjoyable than swimming

    20 laps, and you don't need

    special sneakers!




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    5. Sex is an instant cure for mild

    depression. It releases endorphins

    into the bloodstream, producing a

    sense of euphoria and leaving you

    with a feeling of well-being.



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    6. The more sex you have, the more

    you will be offered. The sexually

    active body gives off greater quantities

    of chemicals called pheromones.

    These subtle sex perfumes drive the

    opposite sex crazy!
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    7 . Sex is the safest tranquilizer in

    the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE

    EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.



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    8. Kissing each day will keep

    the dentist away. Kissing

    encourages saliva to wash food from

    the teeth and lowers the level of

    the acid that causes decay,

    preventing plaque build-up.



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    9. Sex actually relieves headaches.

    A lovemaking session can release

    the tension that restricts blood vessels

    in the brain.



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    10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock

    a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural

    antihistamine. It can help combat

    asthma and hay fever.


    Is this true? I cannot remember.:(

    18 Comments

    :giggle::giggle:

    Is this true? I cannot remember.:(

    I've no idea either lol!

    any1 wanna c if this works lol p.s. u must be a female

    lol

    How much is it ????.

    Can I book a session for saturday morning please :-)

    Well i must admit sex helps my headaches but it could be just taking my mind off it makes it go as im not thinking about the headache lol

    Original Poster

    Due to all the pm's arriving, I can now only take appointments for 3 weeks time.:-D

    taasda;1633751

    Due to all the pm's arriving, I can now only take appointments for 3 … Due to all the pm's arriving, I can now only take appointments for 3 weeks time.:-D



    You living in ya dream land again taasda!!! :thumbsup:

    taasda;1633751

    Due to all the pm's arriving, I can now only take appointments for 3 … Due to all the pm's arriving, I can now only take appointments for 3 weeks time.:-D



    I'll just 'slip in' when your free

    taasda;1633751

    Due to all the pm's arriving, I can now only take appointments for 3 … Due to all the pm's arriving, I can now only take appointments for 3 weeks time.:-D



    I think someone is telling porkie pies!! :whistling:

    Original Poster

    big-boy;1633786

    I'll just 'slip in' when your free



    If you are a big boy - FORGET IT.
    Regards
    Mr taasda.:oops:

    taasda;1633842

    If you are a big boy - FORGET IT.RegardsMr taasda.:oops:



    Eeeeeeeewwwwwwwww..........:w00t:

    I got a headache someone help me lol

    taasda;1633842

    If you are a big boy - FORGET IT.RegardsMr taasda.:oops:


    Oh dear - it happens to us all eventually.:whistling:

    I thought my happy, contented outlook together with my lovely complexion and dazzling smile was due to years of uninterrupted sleep!!:-D

    taasda;1633842

    4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up.



    Why isn't it in the Olympics then :thinking:

    As for the stuffy nose, you can actually block your nose if you like .............................no, better not :whistling:

    taasda

    4. Sex is one of the safest sportsyou can take up.It stretches and tones … 4. Sex is one of the safest sportsyou can take up.It stretches and tones up justabout every muscle in the body.It's more enjoyable than swimming20 laps, and you don't needspecial sneakers!



    what special sneaker/trainers do you wear when your swimming ? :whistling:

    Original Poster

    owlass;1635815

    Why isn't it in the Olympics then :thinking:As for the stuffy nose, you … Why isn't it in the Olympics then :thinking:As for the stuffy nose, you can actually block your nose if you like .............................no, better not :whistling:



    I could see the letters Ban,,, start to form under your name then. :-D

    taasda;1637071

    I could see the letters Ban,,, start to form under your name then. :-D



    :shock:
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