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    Sex-crazed spiders as big as MICE set to invade homes after lying in wait all summer

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    Sex crazed spiders you say? Shocking, I know.

    It's that time of the year again, Summer is leaving us and as such, the spiders want to get all freaky-deeky in our homes...

    A top expert says the animals are actually lurking in our homes for most of the year but choose the end of summer to leave their hiding places... in order to mate.

    Steve McGrail, from Pro-Kill Environmental, said there are not necessarily more spiders come September - but normally-reclusive males surface from their hiding places around homes to seek females to breed with.

    Cute little critters, aren't they?

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    **** in 'ell

    Checking for spiders legs...

    http://cdn.hitfix.com/photos/5697712/taylor-swift-shake-it-off-butts.jpg

    None found... yet.

    http://bestanimations.com/Animals/Insects/Spiders/spider-animated-gif-49.gif

    Found one...

    https://media.giphy.com/media/4dRmnMzgsBnSU/giphy.gifhttps://m.popkey.co/90883b/Dyore.gif

    Please stop!!!!!

    Really OP ?
    utter BS

    msmyth

    A top expert says the animals choose the end of summer in order to mate.



    Which end of summer? She'll be here when she sees 'sex' in the headline, you can bank on it, and she'll want to know.

    http://i.imgur.com/pXjoZaA.gif

    ah well... may as well...

    http://i.imgur.com/fj5mErq.gif
    Edited by: "brilly" 5th Sep 2016

    deeky

    Which end of summer? She'll be here when she sees 'sex' in the headline, … Which end of summer? She'll be here when she sees 'sex' in the headline, you can bank on it, and she'll want to know.


    You know me soooooo well

    Original Poster Editor

    thewongwing101

    Really OP ?utter BS



    Really.

    I am terrified of spiders but some of those gifs have me buckled X)

    msmyth

    Really.


    Yeah all right X)
    but why try and freak people out for no reason what so ever ?

    summerof76

    You know me soooooo well



    Oh hai summer, didn't expect to see you here X)

    summerof76

    You know me soooooo well



    Come on summer - time to get you out of here before you get yourself in trouble

    http://media.giphy.com/media/xTiTnJyiztp9fyRidW/giphy.gif

    https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/72/40/3a/72403a20378fa15f124870aa0e437693.jpg

    Chanchi32

    Come on summer - time to get you out of here before you get yourself in … Come on summer - time to get you out of here before you get yourself in trouble


    Thanks Chanchi
    You know some certain female spiders are infamous for eating their partners after sex X)

    Great, first thing sex crazed to enter my house in a long time & i'am going to hit with a newspaper & flush it down the loo. (_;)

    OldEnglish

    Great, first thing sex crazed to enter my house in a long time & i'am … Great, first thing sex crazed to enter my house in a long time & i'am going to hit with a newspaper & flush it down the loo. (_;)



    Isn't that how you fap anyway?

    fanpages

    Found one...



    Her cap is quite apt for the post too! X)

    Edited by: "ILikeUsingGifsToComment" 5th Sep 2016

    937666

    Her cap is quite apt for the story too! X)



    Thanks for noticing. I was pleased when I found that image

    937666

    Her cap is quite apt for the post too! X)


    Probably got a spider in there too, and I don't mean in the cap!

    You wouldn't think spiders are animals would you? I'd always thought they were insects.

    Anyway, I remember last autumn in my house there were quite a lot of spiders; some of the **** were quite large too. oO If possible I would catch them and put them outside - the smaller ones anyway.

    One night I was sat on the sofa with my left arm on the armrest. Suddenly I felt something move on my arm and when I looked down I saw a huge freaking spider! oO
    It was about half the size of my hand, and guess what happened? I jumped out of that sofa like a rocket and out of the room screaming like a madman. It took me ages to get the nerve to go back into that room.

    Kill them all.

    fanpages

    [img]https://cdn.boldomatic.com/content/post/rgArPA-0492d217b65469443718f3793347abd91d5008c421f1c7b72cb54fea113bba9f/What-s-worse-than-finding-a-spider-in-your-house-L?size=400[/img]



    That's me with 2 hornets in the last week I really do not want to find them with my bare feet

    moneysavingkitten

    That's me with 2 hornets in the last week I really do not want to … That's me with 2 hornets in the last week I really do not want to find them with my bare feet




    msmyth

    image credit - Mirror-Mirror Article here--Liverpool Echo Article here-



    When you say as big as a mouse, I expected the body to be as big as a mouse, not with all the legs. Unless that bloke has a hand the size of my head.

    deeky



    Shut all the windows for good. There must be a nest somewhere and I think they are all coming inside to die at the end of the summer.

    By loads of this

    http://i.ebayimg.com/images/i/361105932867-0-1/s-l1000.jpg

    make traps

    leave it everywhere, esp skirting boards , corners of rooms, under sofas


    they stick and get trapped, I find the bigger the spider the more it will get stuck, its legs are long and fragile


    then kill it

    snow18

    You wouldn't think spiders are animals would you? I'd always thought they … You wouldn't think spiders are animals would you? I'd always thought they were insects. Anyway, I remember last autumn in my house there were quite a lot of spiders; some of the **** were quite large too. oO If possible I would catch them and put them outside - the smaller ones anyway.One night I was sat on the sofa with my left arm on the armrest. Suddenly I felt something move on my arm and when I looked down I saw a huge freaking spider! oOIt was about half the size of my hand, and guess what happened? I jumped out of that sofa like a rocket and out of the room screaming like a madman. It took me ages to get the nerve to go back into that room.


    Just keep a hand held hoover next to you and suck them up, thats what i do X) Or whack them with a slipper

    All I can say is...I should have know better than to click on here

    X)

    summerof76

    Just keep a hand held hoover next to you and suck them up, thats what i … Just keep a hand held hoover next to you and suck them up, thats what i do X) Or whack them with a slipper


    Whacking them with a slipper is usually what I do if I see them on the wall or floor, but I don't expect them to sneak up on me like that. X)

    next they'll be telling us that they are the size of dogs!

    https://media.giphy.com/media/10moXfK7dnDfLa/giphy.gif

    Original Poster Editor

    brilly

    next they'll be telling us that they are the size of dogs!



    Ahh the dreaded Woof Spider X)

    summerof76

    You know me soooooo well


    Are you singing those words

    or howling them in the roof space of the school gym

    Joke

    philphil61

    Are you singing those wordsor howling them in the roof space of the … Are you singing those wordsor howling them in the roof space of the school gymJoke


    I'm not a werewolf X)

    airfix

    By loads of this make trapsleave it everywhere, esp skirting boards , … By loads of this make trapsleave it everywhere, esp skirting boards , corners of rooms, under sofasthey stick and get trapped, I find the bigger the spider the more it will get stuck, its legs are long and fragilethen kill it



    I'm not scared of spiders, but I am scared of breaking them *shudder*

    I PUNCHED A DADDY LONGLEGS TODAY and I would do it again but spiders are a different situation, them suckers crawl in your ear just to have a look around. PLEASE DONT POST THE SPIDER/EAR VIDEO.

    summerof76

    I'm not a werewolf X)



    Think you need to have a movie reminder
    youtube.com/wat…9ow
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