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    Do you have any at home or in your work drawer or locker ??

    when do you get to use them ?

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    I keep mine in the garden!

    http://i.imgur.com/FsLD5yO.jpg

    Banned

    Take mine to work with me, she is used most days....8)

    http://img.wikinut.com/img/.r_o32lxyrkuw_6i/jpeg/0/Life-like-sex-doll.jpeg
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    I keep her in the kitchen.

    Banned

    Take mine to work with me, she is used most days....8)

    http://img.wikinut.com/img/.r_o32lxyrkuw_6i/jpeg/0/Life-like-sex-doll.jpeg

    http://www.inflatable-sheep.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/motivated-sheep-poster-su.jpg

    I keep mine in the garden!

    http://i.imgur.com/FsLD5yO.jpg

    Think you may have many subs op, but no serious replies!

    Banned

    mayfair11

    I keep mine in the garden!



    You may need this...
    [img]encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSX83EJMV0bo0cYUWZFzACX5Gz0b-FLhaTRREoENysaqneeXilr[/img]

    Banned

    chuckiedoll

    Think you may have many subs op, but no serious replies!



    how do you know the op has many subs, are you one of them

    Mine goes everywhere with me. It's attached to my wrist. Women love it too.

    biddilybah

    Mine goes everywhere with me. It's attached to my wrist. Women love it … Mine goes everywhere with me. It's attached to my wrist. Women love it too.



    Oh hello biddy. What took you? X)

    biddilybah

    Mine goes everywhere with me. It's attached to my wrist. Women love it … Mine goes everywhere with me. It's attached to my wrist. Women love it too.



    Yours is attached to your wrist? oO

    Banned

    biddilybah

    Mine goes everywhere with me. It's attached to my wrist. Women love it … Mine goes everywhere with me. It's attached to my wrist. Women love it too.



    you use your arm oO

    whatsThePoint

    you use your arm oO



    Too slow and yours isn't even funny

    StevenBrown

    I imagine is looks something like … I imagine is looks something like thishttps://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/G/01/videogames/detail-page/B002I0J51U.05.lg.jpg



    Only pink(ish)?

    My wife raves about her new sex toy. I have to admit they look very realistic nowadays.

    I came home early the other night and saw it sitting on the end of the bed putting its trousers on with a cigarette in its mouth..oO

    deeky

    Yours is attached to your wrist? oO



    Yes it's called a hand. Many have them... (_;) X)


    StevenBrown

    I imagine is looks something like … I imagine is looks something like thishttps://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/G/01/videogames/detail-page/B002I0J51U.05.lg.jpg



    oO Remind me never to go round to your house to play playstation...
    Edited by: "Biddy2" 5th Jul 2014

    Banned

    this is the only sex toy I can post a pic of
    http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060904030615/uncyclopedia/images/7/76/Mars-bar.gif

    whatsThePoint

    this is the only sex toy I can post a pic of



    http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20060407011007/uncyclopedia/images/d/de/Suspicious.gif

    I just keep getting it wrong....

    http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/1/13254/24_2008/rubberfist.jpg

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_W8rjzqh_QbA/TCPhLu6zozI/AAAAAAAAFHc/RNZ5NmPZviM/s400/banana_guard.jpg

    whatsThePoint

    this is the only sex toy I can post a pic of



    Best way to get a fat bird into bed!

    Banned

    deeky

    Too slow and yours isn't even funny



    I can't see you not thinking it's funny stopping it from getting likes tbh

    Banned

    ^^humour mods humour^^

    deleted RFC deleted
    Edited by moderator: "Mod edit" 5th Jul 2014

    I have mine on speed dial.

    http://images.ok.co.uk/1395672208_michelle-keegan-mark-wright-coronation-street-weight-body-diet-dubai-.jpg

    NEtech

    I have mine on speed dial.



    Not sure having wet dreams counts as a sex toy... (_;)

    X)

    konimitsu

    Take mine to work with me, she is used most days....8)



    You can tell she is used most days, look at the state of her, she looks goosed!

    NEtech

    You can tell she is used most days, look at the state of her, she looks … You can tell she is used most days, look at the state of her, she looks goosed!



    And they've gotta be fake

    john2020md

    My wife raves about her new sex toy. I have to admit they look very … My wife raves about her new sex toy. I have to admit they look very realistic nowadays.I came home early the other night and saw it sitting on the end of the bed putting its trousers on with a cigarette in its mouth..oO



    That's a nasty habit your rabbit has got.
    Edited by: "NEtech" 5th Jul 2014

    NEtech

    That's a nasty habit your rabbit has got.

    All joking aside, I own a fleshlite, and I consider its invention mankind's greatest achievement since the internet. Gentlemen of Misc, I recommend it unreservedly.

    haritori

    Best way to get a fat bird into bed!



    Yep certainly worked on yours was one of those snack sized one's too

    dxx

    All joking aside, I own a fleshlite, and I consider its invention … All joking aside, I own a fleshlite, and I consider its invention mankind's greatest achievement since the internet. Gentlemen of Misc, I recommend it unreservedly.



    http://i.imgur.com/lk4dQbx.jpg

    zombrex

    Yep certainly worked on yours was one of those snack sized one's too




    Yeah but she is only fat because every time we are done threesome-ing your mother we make a sandwich.

    The world is my sex toy, I think on my feet, horny? grab a bike pump and stick it in my bum, job done.

    Banned

    spaceinvader

    The world is my sex toy, I think on my feet, horny? grab a bike pump and … The world is my sex toy, I think on my feet, horny? grab a bike pump and stick it in my bum, job done.



    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_6cw_MkTWoeE/S3yiIIW8BmI/AAAAAAAAAG4/oJjuX1WDoWI/s320/space-invaders-ds-sc000.jpg

    http://chavezcycling.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/mini-pump.jpg

    http://wheelchairrenting.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/wheelchairstandard2.jpg
    Edited by: "konimitsu" 5th Jul 2014

    konimitsu



    How you gonna just look me up on Facebook and post all my profile pics like that?

    Banned

    spaceinvader

    How you gonna just look me up on Facebook and post all my profile pics … How you gonna just look me up on Facebook and post all my profile pics like that?



    Only the sexy ones....
    Edited by: "konimitsu" 5th Jul 2014

    Saturday night antics on hduk great stuff

    I've given all mine to my grandchildren

    daffers

    I've given all mine to my grandchildren



    http://media.giphy.com/media/iFVvCSvSICc9i/giphy.gif

    nicwalsall

    Saturday night antics on hduk great stuff



    Saturday night shenanigans

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