Shocking news Ferrari Formula 1 team all sacked

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Found 10th Sep 2008
The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the UK Government's Youth Opportunity Scheme and employ people from Liverpool.
The decision to hire them followed a recent documentary on how unemployed youths from the Liverpool area were able to remove a set of wheels in less than six seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in eight seconds with millions of euros worth of high-tech equipment.
Prime Minister Gordon Brown went on record as saying this was a bold move by the Ferrari management which demonstrated the international recognition of the UK under New Labour.
As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari thought they had the advantage over every team.
However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for. At the first practice session, the Liverpool pit crew successfully changed the tyres in less than six seconds.

But within twelve seconds they had re-sprayed, re-badged, and sold the vehicle to the McLaren team for eight bottles of Stella and some photos of Lewis Hamilton's bird in the shower.

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LOL.

lol in b4 liverpoolains

Erm no.

black gerbil1;2934705

LOL.lol in b4 liverpoolains


racist

t0mm;2934723

racist



I.m not from Liverpool,but funny anyway!

black gerbil1;2934705

LOL.lol in b4 liverpoolains



thought it was liverpudlians

but brilliant anyway !:thumbsup:

It still won't stop them "winning" the F1 championship...

Banned

loooooooooooool

funny...... in 1983:thumbsup:

wow, a free joke with every 4 big macs

Oh dear, one of those people who thinks they are so funny but sadly are not. Didnt these regional jokes get blown away in the 80's? Along with racist and sexist jokes? Never mind mate, you may be a dying breed (thank ****) but at least you can still indulge your primitive mind watching your Chubby Brown VHS cassettes and reading the Daily Sport :thumbsup:

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spaceinvader;4150315

Oh dear, one of those people who thinks they are so funny but sadly are … Oh dear, one of those people who thinks they are so funny but sadly are not. Didnt these regional jokes get blown away in the 80's? Along with racist and sexist jokes? Never mind mate, you may be a dying breed (thank ****) but at least you can still indulge your primitive mind watching your Chubby Brown VHS cassettes and reading the Daily Sport :thumbsup:



Agreed. What a nob.

spaceinvader;4150315

Oh dear, one of those people who thinks they are so funny but sadly are … Oh dear, one of those people who thinks they are so funny but sadly are not. Didnt these regional jokes get blown away in the 80's? Along with racist and sexist jokes? Never mind mate, you may be a dying breed (thank ****) but at least you can still indulge your primitive mind watching your Chubby Brown VHS cassettes and reading the Daily Sport :thumbsup:



:lol: You're the one bringing the thread back to life after it died a death several months ago! :whistling:

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danbet35;2937839

funny...... in 1983:thumbsup:



Yes, I think we've stepped into the HUKD Joke Time Machine
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