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    Shopping for the perfect husband !!

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    Shopping for the perfect husband !!
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    A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City where a
    Woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance
    is a description of how the store operates:

    You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six
    floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the
    flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or
    may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down!

    So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first
    floor the sign on the door reads:

    Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.

    She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign
    reads:

    Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.

    Thats nice, she thinks, but I want more.
    So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

    Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are extremely good
    looking.

    Wow, she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
    She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are drop-dead Good Looking and
    help With Housework.
    Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

    Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are drop-dead Gorgeous, Help
    with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

    She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the
    sign reads:

    Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men
    On This floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
    to please.
    Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
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    ..
    PLEASE NOTE:
    To avoid gender bias charges, the stores owner opened a New Wives
    Store just across the street.
    The first floor has wives that love s*x.
    The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
    The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
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    29 Comments

    :giggle:
    I really like that lol

    Lol very funny :thumbsup:

    Lol :):)

    lol thats quite good!:thumbsup:

    :lol:

    lmao :giggle:

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    fireheaven;2972412

    Lol very funny :thumbsup:


    What's up fireheaven ? ... re: had enough :-(

    Very good, but not the 3rd time round.

    :giggle:
    Excellent, I've not seen that on here before wolftan. It is very good to have you back snowtiger, for my daily smile. Hope all is well with you soon. xx

    Great that you are back snowtiger, I have really missed your humour.:-D

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    kidcat;2972821

    Great that you are back snowtiger, I have really missed your humour.:-D


    Thankyou kidcat, hope all is well with you x ............... It's really good to be back !

    gosh its good to have you back _ you always make me smile

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    octobergirl;2972863

    gosh its good to have you back _ you always make me smile


    :friends:So happy to do just that ! xx

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    snowtiger;2973996

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    Where did you get that picture of my bf? :oops:

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    snowtiger;2974006

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    He sure does :thumbsup:

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    snowtiger;2974010

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    :thumbsup:

    snowtiger;2972505

    What's up fireheaven ? ... re: had enough :-(



    Men!! I hate them all :x

    I need one of those wind up one and then I can let him run down when he gets on my nerves :whistling:

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    Oh DLM .................. If only !
    ( Think I'll get mine a key like that for Xmas though!) ;-)

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    snowtiger;2974031

    Oh DLM .................. If only !( Think I'll get mine a key like that … Oh DLM .................. If only !( Think I'll get mine a key like that for Xmas though!) ;-)



    My bf likes housework, do you want to borrow him? ;-)

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    fireheaven;2974023

    Men!! I hate them all :x[COLOR=darkred]What would we do without them ? … Men!! I hate them all :x[COLOR=darkred]What would we do without them ? Ans' ... anything we like![/COLOR][COLOR=darkred]I live with 3 .. OH & 2 sons ... even my dog is male ... just one Football & Poker party![/COLOR]I need one of those wind up one and then I can let him run down when he gets on my nerves :whistling:


    [COLOR=darkred]What a brilliant idea ![/COLOR]

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    DLM;2974040

    My bf likes housework, do you want to borrow him? ;-)


    Yes please, that would be fantastic .. .. as long as he's not into footie !
    (Does such a man exist ? :w00t: )

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    snowtiger;2974073

    Yes please, that would be fantastic .. .. as long as he's not into … Yes please, that would be fantastic .. .. as long as he's not into footie !(Does such a man exist ? :w00t: )



    He has no time for footie or a life!

    He is too busy doing the housework.

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    DLM;2974086

    He has no time for footie or a life!He is too busy doing the housework.




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