Siamese twins walk into a pub.....................

    Siamese twins walk into a pub in Montreal and park themselves on a bar stool.

    One of them says to the bartender, 'Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip.

    I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers please'.

    The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. 'Been on holiday yet, lads?'

    'Off to England next month,' says John. 'We go to England every year and hire a car and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?' Jim agrees.

    'Ah, England !' says the bartender. ' Wonderful country... the history, the beer, the culture...'

    'Nah, we don't like that British crap,' says John. 'Hamburgers & Molson's beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude.'

    'So why keep going to England ?' asks the bartender.

    'It's the only chance Jim gets to drive.'


    lol i laughed

    good 1


    lol i laughed good 1

    lol so i did:thumbsup:

    me too ...................................
    Good morning all

    very good



    my dad told me that joke a while ago, i groaned


    hehe ... good one ...

    :thumbsup: Good un. Have some rep from me.:)
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