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    sick birthday :/

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    Hhaaah had a sick birthday woke up at 10 went to work gutted fish for 5 hours than decided f it and go to kfc (wish i didn't now) as i would treat myself (good treat ;/) went to pub good laugh had some more food

    got home and had a CRONIC DUMP

    Thought i would let everyone know

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    I'll alert the Japanese coastal services.

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    i think i speak for the whole internet when i say AWESOME

    Lulz lulz yeh sick wicked massive braps braps bruv epic skillz on the massive dump innit lulz

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    I was living it large!!!!!

    Sounds mint. Beats anybody elses birthday thats for sho! not.

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    numptyj

    Lulz lulz yeh sick wicked massive braps braps bruv epic skillz on the … Lulz lulz yeh sick wicked massive braps braps bruv epic skillz on the massive dump innit lulz


    It was messseyyy wudn't touch my toilet ever again

    Today, also my birthday. I spent the whole day in bed because I am sick

    which hand did you wipe ur bum with?

    People i know use the term "messy" for good times in the sack....ya know, like naked horse riding, examing each others tonsils with their tongues etc ...not having a poo. Are you of newspaper delivery age?

    wow!

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    livingthelife07

    Today, also my birthday. I spent the whole day in bed because I am sick



    :'(

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    Lulu'sMammy

    People i know use the term "messy" for good times in the sack....ya know, … People i know use the term "messy" for good times in the sack....ya know, like naked horse riding, examing each others tonsils with their tongues etc ...not having a poo. Are you of newspaper delivery age?



    Naa im fishmonger age as i said before

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    curt889

    which hand did you wipe ur bum with?



    I didn't oO

    Should have wiped the feaces all over your face cos dat would av been masssif nd well tyte ya know

    Pics or ur lying!

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    karaokecolin

    Pics or ur lying!


    What ever floats your boat will take some when i cba to smell that shyte

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    Lulu'sMammy

    People i know use the term "messy" for good times in the sack....ya know, … People i know use the term "messy" for good times in the sack....ya know, like naked horse riding, examing each others tonsils with their tongues etc ...not having a poo. Are you of newspaper delivery age?


    people i know don't use "messy" for any of the above, are you of free bus pass for the elderly age?

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    numptyj

    Should have wiped the feaces all over your face cos dat would av been … Should have wiped the feaces all over your face cos dat would av been masssif nd well tyte ya know


    Wud of blud.... been a right state. Only do that when im feeling sexual and orney.... I am also getting bare licked

    still ppl celebrate when they lose one year of their life?

    Luke

    people i know don't use "messy" for any of the above, are you of free bus … people i know don't use "messy" for any of the above, are you of free bus pass for the elderly age?



    I smell a multi !!!

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    richp

    I smell a multi !!!


    what? because i'm right?

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    it's not multi your smelling!

    Ooooh Luke, maybe it's the fact I didn't mention, I'm dripping in chocolate sauce when I tend to do those things.....very Very messy :-)

    doesn`t chronic have an "H" in it,same as sit? oO

    my b'day on friday ... dunno if i can match that !

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    have you managed to wake up yet op?

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    bykergrove

    have you managed to wake up yet op?



    bout an hour ago... To much for one day

    livingthelife07

    Today, also my birthday. I spent the whole day in bed because I am sick


    in bed with your sister were you you sick ****
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