Sick Leave

    I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave.
    I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off.

    So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.

    A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb.

    He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked out of the office.

    When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me,

    the Boss asked her, "... And where do you think you're going?"

    She said,

    "I'm going home too,

    I can't work in the dark."


    I thought you had done this for real! lol
    You would have been soooo fired!

    Original Poster


    You would have been soooo fired!

    I know, i know.... Health and Safety.... :roll:



    I know, i know.... Health and Safety.... :roll:lol

    Forget health and safety!
    If you go telling your boss that you're a light bulb, the only place you'd be going is the mad house!

    Nice 1

    Brightened the day up.

    He he he :giggle::giggle:

    he he he he nice 1

    Vinnyabdn, how many people does it take to change you?

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