Found 27th Mar 2009
I haven't heard any lately - they all seem to take forever to get to the puchline - and I am soo .... (dizzy?) I forget....

Has anybody got some?

(As it's nearly 'Wine O'Clock!!)

OK-

Why can't you get Asprin in the Jungle?

.........

Coz the Parrotts eat em all!!!



BOOM! BOOM!
(paracetomal?!?!)


OK - I need to go hunting birds more often!

Purrrrrr.....
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I have a few Jade jokes,




but i'd get banned

What does the sixth sense and the titanic have in common?












Icey Dead People
(I know its shocking lol)

hunter82;4757344

What does the sixth sense and the titanic have in common?Icey Dead … What does the sixth sense and the titanic have in common?Icey Dead People(I know its shocking lol)



oh dear, lol

Jed Maxwell;4757382

oh dear, lol



haha I know:p

two cannibals eating a clown. one says to the other: does this taste funny to you!

A classic!

how do you make a dog drink?


Put it in the blender

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hunter82;4757344

What does the sixth sense and the titanic have in common?It made me … What does the sixth sense and the titanic have in common?It made me larff!!!:thumbsup:Icey Dead People(I know its shocking lol)

Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself

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Jed Maxwell;4757407

how do you make a dog drink? Put it in the blender


JED!

Now that's NOT NICE! I may be a cat - but even so... Naughty Step for you!!

LOL!! :whistling:

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chas76;4757432

Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with … Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself


Oooowwww!!!!

Now me is laughing too much!!:p Me likes that!

what will postman pat be called when he retires?


pat!

Man walks into a bar............................ouch

what would life be like without women?

A real pain in the a*se.

grex9101;4757340

I have a few Jade jokes, but i'd get banned



You been reading [url]www.sickipedia.org[/url] ????????????

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Jed Maxwell;4757480

what would life be like without women?A real pain in the a*se.


Urrrrrrgghhhh!!!!!!! Noooooo!

(Tightly squeezez bum cheeks!)

A man goes to the zoo but when he arrives there's only a dog.







it was a shih-tzu....

Last one...otherwise i'd be here all night, my Dad supplies me with the best , worst jokes!

What do you call a Deer with no eyes?



No eye'd deer!!




What do you call a Deer with no eyes or legs?







Still no eye'd Deer!!!

ChipSticks;4757551

A man goes to the zoo but when he arrives there's only a dog.it was a … A man goes to the zoo but when he arrives there's only a dog.it was a shih-tzu....



Ha Ha Ha love that one:)

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chas76;4757572

Ha Ha Ha love that one:)


+1! :thumbsup:

esq3585;4757486

You been reading [url]www.sickipedia.org[/url] ????????????



I sure have!

A veritable cycle of mirth then guilt!

man walks into a butchers shop

Butcher: what would you like

Man: il bet you a thousand pounds I can jump up and grab that meat off the shelf and bring it back down

Butcher: Impossible, the steaks are too high

what do you call an ethernet network in Australia?



The LAN down under

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Smeagol man walks into a butchers shopButcher: what would you likeMan: il bet you a thousand pounds I can jump up and grab that meat off the shelfButcher: Impossible, the steaks are too high

A pesimists blood type is always b negative

Why cant a bicycle stand up on its own?

because its two tyred

ChipSticks;4757551

A man goes to the zoo but when he arrives there's only a dog.it was a … A man goes to the zoo but when he arrives there's only a dog.it was a shih-tzu....



That's quality!!!!


A sad horse walks into a bar

Barman says 'Hey, why the long face?'

If you don‘t pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?

When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds...

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.....and then it hit me.

We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles, U.C.L.A.

cloudthecat;4757436

JED!Now that's NOT NICE! I may be a cat - but even so... Naughty Step for … JED!Now that's NOT NICE! I may be a cat - but even so... Naughty Step for you!!LOL!! :whistling:



you laughed! admit it. lol

Two men walk into a bar .......................... You'd have thought one of them would have seen it!

What's ET short for?



Because he's only got little legs...

What's the eskimo's favourite song?




"Whale meat again..............."

What do you call a nun that sleepwalks?


A roaming Catholic...

Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling and Peter Mandelson are flying to a world economic summit. Peter looks at Alistair and chuckles: 'You know, I could throw a £50 note out of the window right now and make one person very happy.' Alistair shrugs his shoulders and says: 'Well, I could
throw five £10 notes out of the window and make five people very happy.' Gordon says: 'Of course, but I could throw ten £5 notes out of the window and make ten people very happy.' The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them, and says: 'I could throw all of you out of the window and make the whole country happy.'

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grex9101;4758951

What's the eskimo's favourite song?"Whale meat again..............."


Ooooooohhhhh!!! Thats WICKED!!! LOL!!!

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myaser88;4759185

Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling and Peter Mandelson are flying to a world … Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling and Peter Mandelson are flying to a world economic summit. Peter looks at Alistair and chuckles: 'You know, I could throw a £50 note out of the window right now and make one person very happy.' Alistair shrugs his shoulders and says: 'Well, I couldthrow five £10 notes out of the window and make five people very happy.' Gordon says: 'Of course, but I could throw ten £5 notes out of the window and make ten people very happy.' The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them, and says: 'I could throw all of you out of the window and make the whole country happy.'


+1!!!! TRUE!!

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livingthelife07;4758921

What's ET short for? Because he's only got little legs...


A bit like me?!?

Banned

hows it going cloud?! hope all is good!

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Fanx everso much for the little jokes peops - as you may have guessed - I was a little bit - errrr?? Away with the fairies!

Fanx!

I'm gonna put them in my fone so I dont forget the punchline!!

PMSL!!

Banned

cloudthecat;4761362

Fanx everso much for the little jokes peops - as you may have guessed - I … Fanx everso much for the little jokes peops - as you may have guessed - I was a little bit - errrr?? Away with the fairies! Fanx!I'm gonna put them in my fone so I dont forget the punchline!!PMSL!!



what do clouds wear under their clothes?


















thunderpants!

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imranmaz;4761357

hows it going cloud?! hope all is good!


HELLO!

ROAR!!!

TIGER!

Things are OK at the moment- - OK being the operative word if you know what I mean....
I'm still pretty stressed and still lost a lot of my short term memory, but ....?
I went to the Dr - so I am hoping to not get any worse - which in turn I am hoping that nmeans I may stabalise or just get better?

It goes through stages if you know what I mean?

Still LOVING your Avi! It rocks!

Purrrrrr.
xx
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