Silly Men and Teenagers

Well, ChrisUK has started a silly women thread and won't let me hi-jack it. So I'm starting my own.

Come on people, tell us all the silly things that men have done, that made you stop and stare or just laugh ....

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PMSL!! Love it!

pcnutta;2834283

PMSL!! Love it!



My dad walked into a very clean window thinking it was an open door. :giggle:

God, wish I was born for that!

Taken from the other thread ...

My OH hates motorway driving, we have a sporty car and he insists on driving it 60mph in the slow lane!!!
Can u imagine the looks we get from passing grannies!!

Original Poster

My ex, used to work for a hire car company - collecting and delivering cars. One day, he drove off the motorway, up the slip road and straight into an enormous truck that was PARKED on the hardshoulder - he swore it was moving! Obviously the break lights and hazards didn't give it away!:whistling::roll:

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ChrisUK;2834311

Silly Women thread found … Silly Women thread found herehttp://www.hotukdeals.com/item/234482/silly-women/;-)



Thanks for posting!:thumbsup:

aksed hubby to do the dusting whilst I was going to wash the floor

he started going around the house spraying the skirting boards, handle rail... I was so pleased with hime being so compliant util....

went to get the floor cleaner under the cupboard and found Mr Muscle mutli surface still there! :?

"Daaarliiing???? What are you using to do the dusting???"

"Mr Muscle" his reply was

I say "No you are not - I am holding it in my hand now!"

Hubby "Oops I m using the mosquito and fly killer!" :whistling:

borolad94;2834297

My dad walked into a very clean window thinking it was an open door. … My dad walked into a very clean window thinking it was an open door. :giggle:God, wish I was born for that!



Omg happend to me and mate, we were revising for our exams and mum left us to revise... we decided to mess about and chase one another around living room!!
I slambed the very heavy glass door behind me to stop mate following... she followed right through the glass door!!

Glass fell on me the other side... we ended up in hospital! ( after trying to clean blood of mums carpet as we didnt wanna get in trouble! LOLLLLL

memories are fab!!

Deek43;2834315

My ex, used to work for a hire car company - collecting and delivering … My ex, used to work for a hire car company - collecting and delivering cars. One day, he drove off the motorway, up the slip road and straight into an enormous truck that was PARKED on the hardshoulder - he swore it was moving! Obviously the break lights and hazards didn't give it away!:whistling::roll:



can I include my own stupidness in this?

Or do I have to start another thread called silly teenagers????????

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borolad94;2834330

can I include my own stupidness in this?Or do I have to start another … can I include my own stupidness in this?Or do I have to start another thread called silly teenagers????????



I'll change the title - of course you can join in:-D

I have to post this in here.....

While playing Trivial Pursuit years ago, my cousin gets the question "What is the meaning of the word Arson" - he goes red and says "You know, when your messing about........" lol

a fella that goes in my local told his girlfriend he was going to the shop for a paper. he went to spain. come back a fortnight later

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I remember my brother-in-law visiting (before he was inlaw) and he went in the kitchen to make a cup of squash - I can't remember what flavour. Anyway, he sat there drinking and after he said he was still really, really thirsty - we looked at him and said - You did add water? No, he'd drunk nearly half a bottle of neat squash.

Deek43;2834342

I'll change the title - of course you can join in:-D



This is quite complicated because i'm carp at explaining.

We were on holiday at a hotel and our 'apartments' were on the ground floor in plain view of everybody who walked past.....
(Mum and dad in one apartment, me and my brother were in the other)

When we got there me and my brother started unpacking in our rooms and my mum and dad were doing something else in there room.

After we finished un-packing my brother decided to go in the shower and my mum and dad starting unpacking their stuff in the other room.

I had nothing to do so I jumped over the balcony (because we were on the ground floor) and went on the swings that were directly infront of our rooms.

After I had finished i jumped back over the balcony to get back into my room and I knocked on the now shut doors and said
'It's me let me in'
To which a Leeds type accent replied 'Who are you?'
I replied 'It's me Mum, stop putting on this stupid accent and let me in'

I turned around and noticed differnet towels from ours flung over the balcony and before she could reply I hopped back over noticing it wasn't my apartment!!!!!!


God we laughed for hours :oops::oops::oops::oops:

when a new apprentice starts work at your place.send them to the shop for some elbow grease.its suprising how many will do it

Thats not that bad

I had one where i was in town and tackled some guy to the ground thinking it was my friend.....it wasn't :whistling:

Scream;2834429

I had one where i was in town and tackled some guy to the ground thinking … I had one where i was in town and tackled some guy to the ground thinking it was my friend.....it wasn't :whistling:


you didnt get filled in did yea?

mr miagi;2834441

you didnt get filled in did yea?



nah mate i ran like the clappers and didnt look back

borolad94;2834397

This is quite complicated because i'm carp at explaining.We were on … This is quite complicated because i'm carp at explaining.We were on holiday at a hotel and our 'apartments' were on the ground floor in plain view of everybody who walked past.....(Mum and dad in one apartment, me and my brother were in the other)When we got there me and my brother started unpacking in our rooms and my mum and dad were doing something else in there room.After we finished un-packing my brother decided to go in the shower and my mum and dad starting unpacking their stuff in the other room.I had nothing to do so I jumped over the balcony (because we were on the ground floor) and went on the swings that were directly infront of our rooms.After I had finished i jumped back over the balcony to get back into my room and I knocked on the now shut doors and said 'It's me let me in'To which a Leeds type accent replied 'Who are you?'I replied 'It's me Mum, stop putting on this stupid accent and let me in'I turned around and noticed differnet towels from ours flung over the balcony and before she could reply I hopped back over noticing it wasn't my apartment!!!!!!God we laughed for hours :oops::oops::oops::oops:



has this happened to anyone else?

One conviced my mate that my Mum was conjoined.... god he's gormless.

We once bought my uncle a disposable bbq set, looking at the picture of cooking meat on the front he asked; "does it need to go in the fridge or will the meat be ok?"

Awesome

My bf had put the grocery shopping away one day and I got the lettuce out and it was all flat and brown. I asked if they had delivered it like that and he said, deadly serious "it wouldn't fit in the fridge so I stamped on it till it did" :w00t:

Banned

I once did a video call to a girlfriend of mine, and she kept putting the phone up to her ear :giggle:

Deek43;2834379

I remember my brother-in-law visiting (before he was inlaw) and he went … I remember my brother-in-law visiting (before he was inlaw) and he went in the kitchen to make a cup of squash - I can't remember what flavour. Anyway, he sat there drinking and after he said he was still really, really thirsty - we looked at him and said - You did add water? No, he'd drunk nearly half a bottle of neat squash.



He really did- and I STILL married him!! Guess that was my "silly"!!

mr miagi;2834410

when a new apprentice starts work at your place.send them to the shop for … when a new apprentice starts work at your place.send them to the shop for some elbow grease.its suprising how many will do it



Left handed screwdrivers are popular around here.

Spod;2834938

Left handed screwdrivers are popular around here.


tartan coloured paint usually works aswell

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murie;2834906

He really did- and I STILL married him!! Guess that was my "silly"!!



I thought you could tell them about the "caravan park":oops:

fireheaven;2834691

My bf had put the grocery shopping away one day and I got the lettuce out … My bf had put the grocery shopping away one day and I got the lettuce out and it was all flat and brown. I asked if they had delivered it like that and he said, deadly serious "it wouldn't fit in the fridge so I stamped on it till it did" :w00t:



:lol:

Know someone who has parking sensors (visual and audio) in their jeep and STILL managed to reverse into someone at a petrol station

mr miagi;2835016

tartan coloured paint usually works aswell


Others include:
Long weights
sky hooks
glass hammers etc etc

other pranks include if a new apprentice has steel toe caps that are on the outside of the boots get them to stand on a bench weighing something down whilst you weld and warn them not to look down due to the danger to eyes, then quickly weld a steel rod across the two toe caps.

When we had a portacabin for a smokers shelter with seats inside we drilled four holes to match a chairs legs and placed matchsticks across the holes before balancing the chair on the matchsticks and wait for the temp to sit down!:whistling::whistling::whistling:

Deek43;2835622

I thought you could tell them about the "caravan park":oops:


I forgot that one!!

One night me and him, and Deek43 and her bf were on hols in my mom in laws caravan. About 3 in the morning I woke up cus I heard a loud noise, looked out the window and saw a car driving off from outside our caravan. My OH had woken up too, jumped out of bed, unlocked the door, ran at full speed totally STARKERS, after this car, shouting at them to stop. Deeks bf came out of their bedroom and wanted to know what was going on so I told him that my old man was chasing our car cus someone had nicked it! He calmly walked to the door, looked out and said "your car is still there!" My old man was chasing someone from e neighboring caravan going home! Imagine how they must've felt seeing him running at full pelt,bo***ck naked after em in their rear view mirror! (and it wasn't his rear view they were looking at:whistling:)
He realized his mistake only when they got to the gates to the caravan park, They sped away at full speed (I dont blame em!) and he came back, covering his "dignity"whilst hobbling barefoot over the gravel:w00t:
So- if you were chased by a naked man shouting abuse about nicking his car at 3 am in Brean about 17 years ago- it was him:w00t::w00t:

Original Poster

I still get the image in my head - I have a carpark moment!:giggle:

My friend enjoyed doing crosswords doesn`t matter he was terrible at them. One lunch time he called out " another word for bill, 6 letters", Before anyone could reply he called "Got it".
Later on he could not get his other clues to fit, after checking I noticed his answer for "bill, another word", he had put william.

tonyd19565;2836570

My friend enjoyed doing crosswords doesn`t matter he was terrible at … My friend enjoyed doing crosswords doesn`t matter he was terrible at them. One lunch time he called out " another word for bill, 6 letters", Before anyone could reply he called "Got it".Later on he could not get his other clues to fit, after checking I noticed his answer for "bill, another word", he had put william.



William is 7 letters?

my husband and i were walking along together and a woman and her husband were walking towards us - being women we noticed each other and side stepped so we didnt clash - whereas our husbands - who just happened to be looking in the ann summers window as they walked by - they crashed into each other making a terrible loud noise which made everyone around look over at them as they both went red the woman and i just laughed and walked away because everyone knew they had crashed due to looking in the sex shop - lol
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