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    Silly women.....

    After amusing myself reading the oil thread (http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/234465/how-can-i-find-out-what-type-of-oil/), what has your misses/any other women done that you found damn right silly & highly amusing ?

    44 Comments

    And can we include MEN too?

    Original Poster

    Right, I'll start.....

    We went camping once & took some disposables BBQ's with us. I asked the misses to start the BBQ while I nipped to the site shop. I came back to find her peeling the foil back off the grill ??

    When asked what she was doing, she said she was removing the cardboard packaging that was under the grill........I had to explain to her that this was used to start the BBQ.........

    My OH whos MALE!! drives in the slow lane of a motorway not going over 60mph... i find this amusing.Of course he hates it when i drive........... ** evil laugh**

    Original Poster

    Deek43;2834255

    And can we include MEN too?




    No - make your own thread

    Original Poster

    pcnutta;2834262

    My OH whos MALE!! drives in the slow lane of a motorway not going over … My OH whos MALE!! drives in the slow lane of a motorway not going over 60mph... i find this amusing.Of course he hates it when i drive........... ** evil laugh**



    Thats damn right dangerous - i also hate it when people dont use the sliproad to get upto 70mph to join the motorway, and trundle up it about 40, joining the motorway at that speed !!!!

    Anwyay - diversion over, back to silly women ;-)

    this is very embarassing :oops:
    drove through a car wash with my roof bars on I $*** myself I was so scared!!! :thinking:

    when my mate went to the zoo he returned with this story;

    (upon seeing the rhinoceros and giraffes in the same enclosure)
    girlfriend gasps and says "but don't rhinoceroses eat giraffes!?!"
    friend then LOLs hard!

    my mate and his woman had a new kitchen fitted in there new home.about an hour after the fitters had left his woman phoned the company saying "iv turned the oven but theres no flame" customer adviser said "i know its electric" mad or what:w00t:

    My mum walked into our slidy doors at home thinking they were open but they wern't they were just clean. Whacking her nose in the process :giggle:

    dad did the same thing may years ago but that's in other thread.

    This is my fav.....

    On a plane journey ie, normally 35000ft in the air, i say 'god its hot in here, open that window for me'....the missus nine times out of ten goes to get up or lean over to open the window he he he :-D

    I still love her ;-)

    This woman that works along with us in the office today asked the question, "If there is a sign outside someones house saying sale agreed does that mean that they've agreed the sale of the house?" Now I have a two year old that has better common knowledge than her. She has never lived it down. She wanted to take a half day.. :oops:

    Banned

    5 Women in our office today couldnt answer this rather easy and OBVIOUS question


    Where is the Sultan Of Brunei from?


    NO JOKE...I have been giving abuse about this all day!

    Shocking what this company hires!

    Right heres mine

    me and my girlfriend pulled into our road, there was a huge green van parked in one of the parking spaces, we squeezed in next to it, my girlfriend got out and moaned who is freephone??!
    obviosly not seeing the massive white letters saying Grahams but only looked on the passanger door saying
    Freephone
    0500 800900

    i promised i wouldnt say anything

    My mum once went to get into her car, but was talking to someone at the same time and didn't realise her front seat was forward (had been getting something from the back seat the last time she got out of it) she then went to sit in the seat while still talking and managed to fall onto the back floor of the car and got herself stuck there and had to be pulled out :giggle:

    Banned

    My wife is so stupid I once convinced her the reason BMW drivers dont indicate is because indicators are an expensive optional extra and many drivers dont want to pay the extra :roll:


    ......shes a true blonde btw.

    pcnutta;2834262

    My OH whos MALE!! drives in the slow lane of a motorway not going over … My OH whos MALE!! drives in the slow lane of a motorway not going over 60mph... i find this amusing.Of course he hates it when i drive........... ** evil laugh**



    He doesn't, there isn't a " slow lane " on a Motorway.;-)

    Foosball Chum;2834427

    My wife is so stupid I once convinced her the reason BMW drivers dont … My wife is so stupid I once convinced her the reason BMW drivers dont indicate is because indicators are an expensive optional extra and many drivers dont want to pay the extra :roll:......shes a true blonde btw.



    I have many gormless boy/friends and girl/friends

    Took the wrapper off a coke bottle and the sticky part was still on the bottle and I stuck it to my palm and then put my hand out so it looked like it was floating.......

    She had no idea how I did it and she was 13......
    and many of my friends understood it.

    My Cousins wife once said
    "That aeroplanes going left isnt he ,"
    "how dyou know" , he said
    Cos hes got his left indicator on


    I swear she said this years ago

    Another , my own mother

    Well where do i start , me dad had come home from work with a damp testing meter
    we were messing about with it
    Mam in her wisdom decides to grab the meter and place aginst my temple to "see how much Damp our alan has in his head "
    Dad grabbed her hand just before she got there
    biocraft.co.uk/pro…jpg
    look at the pic .....see the metel spikes at the end , she diddnt !
    A lucky escape :whistling:

    Admin

    My best friend can't tell the difference between Chewbacca and Teenwolf.
    She also told me once when we were younger that she'd got a video for us to watch..
    "Anaconda.. it's about a snake."
    She's hit the gatepost on the way into her house so many times that her hubby has banned her from parking on the drive, she has to leave her car parked on the road.
    She once thought she saw a field of pink cows- It was three horses with horseblankets on.
    She thought Milan was the "Old Name" for Madrid, and didn't believe me when I told her they were in different countries.

    One of my girls were annoying me at work so i sent her to admin for a "long wait" for the machine. They said it would be 10 minutes, 30 minutes later i rang to see if she had waited long enough!!! She wasnt impressed!

    i once went out with a woman.she asked what job i had.i told her i put the bends in bannanas. she replied"is it a good paid job" !!

    we got a new sttarter on the team to start a project off re if we get snowed in at work how can we make the business continue as best we can ,,,, They checked how much wellington boots were from different stockists , even down to ringing councils to ask about gradings of Grit etc . told them about 3 hours later , they werent impressed at all :whistling:

    A colleague was on a IT help desk when an irate woman telephoned to say she'd been waiting 2 hours for support to visit her PC. They asked for her name etc and said they couldn't find any record of her logging a fault.- to which she replied I pushed the F1 key for help and am still waiting is anyone coming? ...:whistling:

    I have just got home from work to be laughed at very loudly by the boyfriend.

    I uploaded all my holiday pics to a well known photo printing site on Monday and they arrived today. All lovely but I forgot to uncheck the "private" :oops: pics when I uploaded them. Surprisingly they printed them too!

    I pray nobody on here works for that company :oops:

    fireheaven;2834600

    I have just got home from work to be laughed at very loudly by the … I have just got home from work to be laughed at very loudly by the boyfriend. I uploaded all my holiday pics to a well known photo printing site on Monday and they arrived today. All lovely but I forgot to uncheck the "private" :oops: pics when I uploaded them. Surprisingly they printed them too!I pray nobody on here works for that company :oops:



    Don't worry, I won't show them........ to anybody on here. But my mate's had a giggle and they're paying large amounts for them......

    ha ha show us some of the good ones:-D

    Banned

    Driving in the country my other half says

    What are range eggs? Shall we stop and get some?

    pmsl

    toshapetriji;2834646

    Driving in the country my other half saysWhat are range eggs? Shall we … Driving in the country my other half saysWhat are range eggs? Shall we stop and get some?pmsl



    Sounds like something the same that happened to me on a school trip....

    There was a board that had fell down by the roadside that said

    ----------------------------
    Free Range Eggs /
    Then an up arrow /
    ----------------------------


    The one of mates said......

    Do you think they were protesting for the range eggs but gave up.......


    :roll:

    borolad94;2834611

    Don't worry, I won't show them........ to anybody on here. But my mate's … Don't worry, I won't show them........ to anybody on here. But my mate's had a giggle and they're paying large amounts for them......




    I hope thats a joke :?

    Ohh and I thought the Falklands were in Scotland and Monaco was a country :oops: my geography is terrible.

    My friends convinced me that Mr T's real name was Selwyn Thomas and that is why he was called Mr T!!

    Actually come to think of it I could fill this thread :roll:

    fireheaven;2834673

    I hope thats a joke :?Ohh and I thought the Falklands were in Scotland … I hope thats a joke :?Ohh and I thought the Falklands were in Scotland and Monaco was a country :oops: my geography is terrible.My friends convinced me that Mr T's real name was Selwyn Thomas and that is why he was called Mr T!!Actually come to think of it I could fill this thread :roll:



    Don't worry. it was...... I'm too young to work..... that was my first slip up you should of noticed :thumbsup:

    fireheaven;2834673

    I hope thats a joke :?Ohh and I thought the Falklands were in Scotland … I hope thats a joke :?Ohh and I thought the Falklands were in Scotland and Monaco was a country :oops: my geography is terrible.My friends convinced me that Mr T's real name was Selwyn Thomas and that is why he was called Mr T!!Actually come to think of it I could fill this thread :roll:



    That's true isn't it????? :? not joking.

    It's directions that my wife has trouble with.
    When she wants me to turn right I get: "Go left. No, Left! LEFT!! NO, the OTHER left!"
    And when I don't notice her right hand vaguely waving in the direction she wants to go it all somehow ends up being my fault that I turned left!

    One day at work when I was rushed off my feet, doing about 15 things at once, answered the phone just as the fire alarm went off. I had to ask the caller to give me his number as I would have to call him back cus we had to evacuate the office.
    When I got outside, I started to go back over the convo in my head (as you do!) and realized that it had been an obscene phone call!! And I had asked for his number to call him back!!!!:oops: Bet he was killing himself laughing!! And no- I didnt return the call when I got back into the officce before anyone asks!:p

    fireheaven;2834673

    I hope thats a joke :?Ohh and I thought the Falklands were in Scotland … I hope thats a joke :?Ohh and I thought the Falklands were in Scotland and Monaco was a country :oops: my geography is terrible.



    Monaco IS a country.?

    I can beat the falklands though - I had to tell my friend that Scotland ISN'T in England! :?

    My geography is pretty terrible though, I thought Ivory Coast was near Jamaica somewhere :-D

    Mrs.Z;2835629

    Monaco IS a country.?I can beat the falklands though - I had to tell my … Monaco IS a country.?I can beat the falklands though - I had to tell my friend that[COLOR="Red"] Scotland ISN'T in England[/COLOR]! :?



    But [COLOR="Red"]most of [/COLOR]Scotland is in England :w00t: :giggle:

    jellybaby22;2835666

    i thought those raised lines on the road before you come to a roundabout … i thought those raised lines on the road before you come to a roundabout were for to alert blind drivers they were coming up to a roundabout....and I knocked down a cyclist on my driving test.......:oops:



    Blind drivers:-D

    jellybaby22;2835666

    I knocked down a cyclist on my driving test.......:oops:


    Did you pass:whistling::p:whistling:

    Another blonde moment.

    My wife was talking about rocket launches into space and remarked the reason no launches we made in Australia was because they had further to travel.:oops:

    An ex-girlfriend used to rush out to put the aerial down on car if windy weather was forecast. She was worried that her aerial would get blown off............
    I pointed out to her that she drives down the motorway at 75mph and the wind never did it any harm in the past.

    My OH gets sick going round the M25 - she says its because its a circle....and it makes her dizzy.

    Mrs.Z;2835629

    Monaco IS a country.?




    The bf has just been slapped hard, he has been laughing at me for saying that when all along he was wrong :whistling:
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