SINGLE vs. ENGAGED vs. MARRIED

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Found 23rd Sep 2009
Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat.. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made passionate love on his desk right then and there!"


The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When my fiance got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only made love all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!"



The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?

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:w00t:

loled

Banned

lol..

I cried... :roll:

:lol: ...

my OH thought that was funny too

Why is the girl described as single if she has a bf :?

nikkib123;6376111

Single as in not engaged or married!



oh ok then, still didnt make me laugh :lol:

not ina good mood lol, not had a good day

lol thank you

micoo;6376129

oh ok then, still didnt make me laugh :lol: not ina good mood lol, not … oh ok then, still didnt make me laugh :lol: not ina good mood lol, not had a good day



whats the matter micoo?

Butterflies;6376209

whats the matter micoo?



nuthin much tbh justa lot of little annoyin things lol, was out last night, so were lots of ***** nearly got ina few fights n had to pull mates away from others, then i slept through several classes today tht i rlly had to go to, forgot to go to the gym aswell lol, pretty tired too, so will prob go for an early night soon :thumbsup:

a few other little things too but i cba typing them out lol

micoo;6376270

a few other little things too but i cba typing them out lol



ah poor baby why don't you post some pics make yourself feel better :giggle:

*everyones gonna moan at me now lol

ilovepink;6376295

ah poor baby why don't you post some pics make yourself feel better … ah poor baby why don't you post some pics make yourself feel better :giggle:*everyones gonna moan at me now lol



na i dnt feel like postin pics tonight lol, gonna watch a sad movie then go to bed lol

Do single girls leer??:p

Still a good joke :thumbsup:


Cheer up Micoo - tomorrow's another day.:)
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