A man goes skydiving for the first time. After listening to the instructor for what seems like days, he is ready to go. Excited, he jumps out of the airplane. About five seconds later, he pulls the ripcord. Nothing happens.

    He tries again. Still nothing.

    He starts to panic, but remembers his back-up chute. He pulls that cord. Nothing happens. He frantically begins pulling both cords, but to no avail.

    Suddenly, he looks down and he can't believe his eyes. Another man is in the air with him, but this guy is going UP!

    Just as the other guy passes by, the skydiver -- by this time scared out of his wits -- yells, "Hey, do you know anything about skydiving?"

    The other guy yells back, "No! Do you know anything about gas stoves?"



    i dont get i missing something?

    Man joins the paratroops. Instructor says, "There's nothing to it. You jump out the door, scream 'Geronimo' and pull the ripcord."

    On his first jump, the poor bloke hurtles downwards and smacks into the ground, parachute still not opened.

    As he comes round, legs and nose broken, he mutters to the medics: "Trust me to forget that bloody Indian's name . . . "


    i dont get i missing something?

    Yes, but I am too polite to mention it! :whistling:

    Think - man going UP - gas stove . . ..

    Penny dropped yet?


    i still dont get it!!!

    I'm not sure I do either. If i do, then it's a really rubbish joke.

    two flies sitting on a toilet

    one gets p*ssed off


    two flies sitting on a toiletone gets p*ssed off

    thats better!!


    I'm not sure I do either. If i do, then it's a really rubbish joke.

    OK, I will give you two the benefit of the doubt that you are not trolls trying to wind us up . . .

    Look, the man soaring upwards has just blown himself up while trying to mend his gas stove.

    (A joke is never, ever funny when it is explained, as I constantly have to tell my wife.)
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