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    This morning my mum asked if i was going out tonight ect but told her i couldnt be bothered ..... so about 3 hours ago my mum asked me to look after my sister while she popped round to her friends house for a 'glass' of wine because they havent seen each other in a while. Ok now i just get a phone call and my mum is wrecked and going out on the town!! lol wtf she is like 42 i really didnt think she had it in her. Anyone else think this may have been slighty 'planned'? lol

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    from the second you said couldnt it was planned!

    been planned for months.

    wtf she is like 42 i really didnt think she had it in her

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    Milf .

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    Smeagol from the second you said couldnt it was planned!

    lol good for her.

    dont fight with your sister...

    and make sure she doesnt make herself sick with eggs lol

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    deb8z;4906175

    wtf she is like 42 i really didnt think she had it in [email protected] wtf she is like 42 i really didnt think she had it in [email protected] comment !



    lol whats wrong with that comment.

    supra09;4906181

    Milf .



    smooth :thumbsup:

    shanecr;4906171

    been planned for months.



    not with my mother. EVERYTHING is left to the last minute "to see what the weathers like"!!! LOL even if its a bright sunny day as she's a women she'll change her mind at the drop of a hat!

    how old are you DG :thinking:

    Only one thing for it my m8 . . . . . . when she gets back . . . . . .



    http://rofl.wheresthebeef.co.uk/Kill%20it%20With%20Fire%20Aliens.jpg

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    ClarityofMind;4906199

    lol good for her.dont fight with your sister...and make sure she doesnt … lol good for her.dont fight with your sister...and make sure she doesnt make herself sick with eggs lol



    Good for her, have you done this before or something? lol

    And when on the phone she was giving it the 'come on i deserve a night out i havent been out in blah blah....' done me in like a kipper.

    DangerGod;4906201

    lol whats wrong with that comment.



    She's only 42 not 95:w00t:

    DangerGod;4906201

    lol whats wrong with that comment.



    when you have kids you'll understand lol

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    dontdothatagain;4906207

    how old are you DG :thinking:



    20 next month, whys that?

    DangerGod;4906218

    20 next month, whys that?



    Just your mum is pretty young thats all :w00t:

    Ha Ha Ha! Old and Sly beats Young and Keen every time........

    DangerGod;4906212

    Good for her, have you done this before or something? lolAnd when on the … Good for her, have you done this before or something? lolAnd when on the phone she was giving it the 'come on i deserve a night out i havent been out in blah blah....' done me in like a kipper.



    I wouldnt dare!

    I ask my son if he will babysit... he's really good with the 3 yr old...

    but leaving him with the two teen girls is pretty much a recipe for disaster, they would all end up killing each other lol

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    Guys enough of the MILF already. i swear to god if a guy comes home with her tonight i will be Raging

    ive accepted her going out.... but dam dont get me thinking about that ... that would be cheeky.

    DangerGod;4906249

    Guys enough of the MILF already. i swear to god if a guy comes home with … Guys enough of the MILF already. i swear to god if a guy comes home with her tonight i will be Ragingive accepted her going out.... but dam dont get me thinking about that ... that would be cheeky.



    what is a milf?

    do I want to know? lol

    OH MY GOD. I just googled 'stitched up' in images to post a picture, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    :w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t:

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    ClarityofMind;4906253

    what is a milf?do I want to know? lol



    mum ide like to **** ;-)

    ClarityofMind;4906253

    what is a milf?do I want to know? lol



    mum i'd like to **** :thumbsup:

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    michelleleemoo;4906259

    OH MY GOD. I just googled 'stitched up' in images to post a picture, … OH MY GOD. I just googled 'stitched up' in images to post a picture, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO:w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t:



    LMFAO I SEE IT I SEE IT

    michelleleemoo;4906259

    OH MY GOD. I just googled 'stitched up' in images to post a picture, … OH MY GOD. I just googled 'stitched up' in images to post a picture, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO:w00t::w00t::w00t::w00t:



    nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :w00t:

    DangerGod;4906266

    LMFAO I SEE IT I SEE IT



    cant bloody miss it! :-D Im blinded for life

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    michelleleemoo;4906305

    cant bloody miss it! :-D Im blinded for life



    lol it was a rather disturbing image. I dont think google should show stuff like that without an adult warning.

    DangerGod;4906314

    lol it was a rather disturbing imagine. I dont think google should show … lol it was a rather disturbing imagine. I dont think google should show stuff like that without an adult warning.



    I am an adult and I dont wanna see it!

    maybe it was you making your sister a juice that swung it for your mum lol, good on her, you should tell her you'll do it regulary for her

    loupomm;4906333

    maybe it was you making your sister a juice that swung it for your mum … maybe it was you making your sister a juice that swung it for your mum lol, good on her, you should tell her you'll do it regulary for her



    I'm thinking so lol

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    loupomm;4906333

    maybe it was you making your sister a juice that swung it for your mum … maybe it was you making your sister a juice that swung it for your mum lol, good on her, you should tell her you'll do it regulary for her



    lol maybe it was. i would have probably agreed anyway to look after her although it would of took some persuading i guess lol. My sis is in her room watchin tv so all is good.

    DangerGod;4906351

    lol maybe it was. i would have probably agreed anyway to look after her … lol maybe it was. i would have probably agreed anyway to look after her although it would of took some persuading i guess lol. My sis is in her room watchin tv so all is good.



    well done you :-D

    DangerGod;4906351

    lol maybe it was. i would have probably agreed anyway to look after her … lol maybe it was. i would have probably agreed anyway to look after her although it would of took some persuading i guess lol. My sis is in her room watchin tv so all is good.



    Sounds like Mum knows you really well lol

    deb8z;4906175

    wtf she is like 42 i really didnt think she had it in [email protected] wtf she is like 42 i really didnt think she had it in [email protected] comment !



    +1

    Im the same age as your mum! Life starts @ 40
    My sons are 23, 22 and twins 19 - mine have all left home so were free to go out without babysitters

    p.s
    She must trust you - feel proud not used

    You've been had off mate lol

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    tinkerbell28;4906700

    She planned it:thumbsup:Omg why did I google stitched up, curiosity got … She planned it:thumbsup:Omg why did I google stitched up, curiosity got the better of me ewwwwwwwwww.



    ^^^^

    it put me off my easter egg thats for sure lol

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    Dont hate the Playa - hate the game!!!

    Good on your mum she's probably getting her own back for all the stunts you've pulled over the years and if you haven't you must be an angel

    bluebindy123;4906814

    Good on your mum she's probably getting her own back for all the stunts … Good on your mum she's probably getting her own back for all the stunts you've pulled over the years and if you haven't you must be an angel



    of course he's always been an angel*

    [SIZE=1]*excludes 1st 18 years of life :-D[/SIZE]

    Wenchybev;4906389

    +1Im the same age as your mum! Life starts @ 40My sons are 23, 22 and … +1Im the same age as your mum! Life starts @ 40My sons are 23, 22 and twins 19 - mine have all left home so were free to go out without babysittersp.sShe must trust you - feel proud not used



    awww thats a nice point. x
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