# Smart A*** Quiz

How many birthdays does the average man have?

1, 45, 62, 75?

Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?

Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?

A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?

How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

1, 45, 62, 75?

Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?

Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?

A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?

How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

He's Dead

70

1?

1 hour ... take one when you first get it

9

It was Noah not Moses

12?

2.12

3.yes

4.2

5.180 mins depending on when u took em

6.9

7.2

8.12??? bet im way off lol

Original Poster

number 3 is wrong(not even a yes/no answer)

number 7 is wrong too

Original Poster

Original Poster

A. 1 - Just one!

Q. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?

A. No - because he is dead!

Q. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

A. 70, (30 divided by 1/2 equals 60! Takes some thinking.....

Q. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

A. 2, you took them, remember?

Q. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?

A. 60 - Start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes later take the 2nd, then 30 minutes for the 3rd

Q. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

A. 9

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?

A. 0. Moses didn't have an ark, Noah did!

Q. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

A. 12. There are twelve 2 cent stamps in a dozen

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[/COLOR]frollickingfrill wins a week in BaghdadSo I got all 9 right then! What's my prize, apart from Baghdad?

1, 45, 62, 75?

1Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?

He's a widowDivide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

70If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

2A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last? 90

A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

9How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? [

U]Moses[/U] on the ark ???How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

A dozen