# Smart A*** Quiz

Found 23rd Jun 2008
How many birthdays does the average man have?
1, 45, 62, 75?

Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?

If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?

A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?

How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?

How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

Groups
1. Misc

1
70
1?
1 hour ... take one when you first get it
9
It was Noah not Moses
12?

1.1
2.12
3.yes
4.2
5.180 mins depending on when u took em
6.9
7.2
8.12??? bet im way off lol

Original Poster

1.12.123.yes4.25.180 mins depending on when u took em6.97.28.12??? bet … 1.12.123.yes4.25.180 mins depending on when u took em6.97.28.12??? bet im way off lol

number 3 is wrong(not even a yes/no answer)
number 7 is wrong too

What bout me?

Original Poster

frollickingfrill;2375537

1He's Dead701? no, no, no, no, no1 hour ... take one when you first get … 1He's Dead701? no, no, no, no, no1 hour ... take one when you first get it9It was Noah not Moses12?

lol blonde i ment 2.yes n 3.12

Original Poster

Q. How many birthdays does the average man have?
A. 1 - Just one!

Q. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
A. No - because he is dead!

Q. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
A. 70, (30 divided by 1/2 equals 60! Takes some thinking.....

Q. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
A. 2, you took them, remember?

Q. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
A. 60 - Start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes later take the 2nd, then 30 minutes for the 3rd

Q. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?
A. 9

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. 0. Moses didn't have an ark, Noah did!

Q. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
A. 12. There are twelve 2 cent stamps in a dozen

[COLOR="DarkRed"]frollickingfrill wins a week in Baghdad[/COLOR]

skusey;2375597

Q. How many birthdays does the average man have?A. 1 - Just one! Q. Is it … Q. How many birthdays does the average man have?A. 1 - Just one! Q. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?A. No - because he is dead! Q. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?A. 70, (30 divided by 1/2 equals 60! Takes some thinking..... Q. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?A. 2, you took them, remember? Q. A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?A. 60 - Start with the 1st pill, 30 minutes later take the 2nd, then 30 minutes for the 3rdQ. A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left?A. 9 Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?A. 0. Moses didn't have an ark, Noah did! Q. How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?A. 12. There are twelve 2 cent stamps in a dozen

So I got all 9 right then! What's my prize, apart from Baghdad?

How many birthdays does the average man have?
1, 45, 62, 75? 1

Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? He's a widow

Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer? 70

If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have? 2

A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last? 90

A farmer has 17 sheep, and all but 9 die. How many are left? 9

How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark? [U]Moses[/U] on the ark ???

How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen? A dozen