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    Wife: 'What are you doing?'
    Husband : Nothing.
    Wife : 'Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage certificate for an hour.'
    Husband : 'I was looking for the expiry date.'

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    Wife : 'Do you want dinner?'
    Husband : 'Sure! What are my choices?'
    Wife : 'Yes or no.'
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    Wife: 'You always carry my photo in your wallet. Why?'
    Hubby: 'When there is a problem, no matter how great, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.'
    Wife: 'You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?'
    Hubby: 'Yes! I see your picture and ask myself what other problem can there be greater than this one?'
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    Stress Reliever Girl:
    'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
    Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
    Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
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    Son: ' Mum, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.'
    Mom: 'Well, you have done the right thing.'
    Son: 'But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.'
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    A newly married man asked his wife, 'Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?'
    'Honey,' the woman replied sweetly, 'I'd have married you, NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE!'
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    Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever
    The guy replies: 'Thanks for the early warning.'
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    A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
    He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humour

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    the 1st one was mildly amusing, then it went downhill from there imo

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    black gerbil1;3257058

    the 1st one was mildly amusing, then it went downhill from there imo



    be better once youre intelligent enough to understand them
    and, why have you got Phil Mitchell for an avatar???:w00t::w00t::w00t:

    A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'
    He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humour"


    That's my fave :lol:

    fireheaven;3257097

    A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or … A wife asked her husband: 'What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?' He looked at her from head to toe and replied: 'I like your sense of humour"That's my fave :lol:



    LMFAO me too :lol:

    and the second ones good aswel:giggle:
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