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    A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the
    plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man.

    The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed on the plane.

    The second man explained that he was from the Commonwealth Police Drug Department and that the dog was a 'sniffer dog'.

    'His name is Sniff and he's the best there is. I'll show you once we get
    airborne, when I put him to work.'

    The plane took off , and once it has levelled out, the Policeman said, 'Watch this.'

    He told Sniff to 'search'.

    Sniff jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds. Sniff then returned to his seat and put one paw on the policeman's arm.

    The Policeman said, 'Good boy', and he turned to the man and said, 'That woman is in possession of marijuana, I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities will apprehend her when we land.

    'Gee, that's pretty good,' replied the first man.

    Once again, the Policeman sent Sniff to search the aisles. The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few seconds, returned to its seat, and this time he placed two paws on the agent's arm.



    The Policeman said, 'That man is carrying cocaine, so again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the police.'

    'I like it !' said his seat mate.

    The Policeman then told Sniff to 'search' again.

    Sniff walked up and down the aisles for a little while, sat down for a
    moment, and then came racing back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and proceeded to crap all over the place.

    The first man was really disgusted by this behaviour and couldn't figure out how or why a well-trained dog would behave like that, so he asked the Policeman, 'What's going on ?'

    The Policeman nervously replied, 'He's just found a bomb.'

    8 Comments

    I LOL'ed!!

    lmao!

    Banned

    thought u were "sniffing" over this afternoons result there already.......

    Original Poster

    casparwhite;7275794

    thought u were "sniffing" over this afternoons result there already.......



    no, still positive:)

    :oops::oops:

    Banned

    skusey;7275802

    no, still positive:)



    well you would be as you dont play til tomorrow......my bad:oops:

    scum down 2 nil tho on a good note

    good ty

    love the tag
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