snow jokes?

how do you change a dishwasher into a snow plough?

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Original Poster

give him a shovel

Give her a shovel.

bring her to me,i'll show her

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holly100

give him a shovel



Do you live in some sort of parallel universe?

Original Poster

guv

Do you live in some sort of parallel universe?



5th dimension guv

im just trying to get 3rd flame

I finally got my own back for Christmas shopping: I took my girlfriend into eight different pubs without getting a drink and then went back into the first one and bought a pint.

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holly100

5th dimension guvim just trying to get 3rd flame



I have it on good authority they wont be available until tomorrow.

(I already know who wins what though.......... I not quite sure how to tell you this, but........) X)

This is a great time to buy a new thermometer.
They're much lower at this time of the year.

Look, all I'm saying is, if the council had spent as much on gritters and snow ploughs as they do on single parent, third world, lesbian, toe painting workshops, we'd have been able to get to work on time!

Being from Scotland, I love the summer.

It's my favourite day of the year.

harlzter

Being from Scotland, I love the summer.It's my favourite day of the year.



X) X)

I saw my old P.E teacher stuck at the bottom of a hill in his car through the snow today.

"Long time no see sir," I said.

"It is indeed son, you wouldn't mind giving me a push up?" He asked.

I replied "**** off! We're not in school any more!"

What do u call a gloworm that's been stepped on?

Delighted!
hahahahahhahahahahah lololollollololololololololol hahahahahahahahaha well I thought it was funny

What do u call an old snowman?

Water!

Ok, ok I'll stop lol x

hannah19790

What do u call an old snowman?Water!



X) X)

I've spent all afternoon painting the rocks in my garden white, incase that **** next door wants a snowball fight

http://www.suddenlysenior.com/Images/meltedsnowman.gif
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