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    So bad

    Late last Saturday night; a young chap was walking home from a club.

    It was a cold, wet, windy evening, and he was tired and freezing.

    Most of the streetlights in the area were broken, and the silence was only broken by the occasional sound of a stray cat sifting through a dustbin.


    Then suddenly he heard a strange noise.......



    BUMP........





    BUMP........





    BUMP........




    Startled by this, he turned, and to his amazement, through the driving rain, he saw the faint outline of a large box turning into his road.





    BUMP........





    BUMP........





    BUMP........




    He froze to the spot, he couldn't believe his eyes, as the box approached from the shadows, he was able to make out its shape more clearly....

    It was a coffin

    Not wanting anything to do with this, he put his head down and started walking briskly home.





    BUMP........





    BUMP........




    BUMP........




    He could feel the coffin gaining on him, he started walking faster...........




    BUMP........BUMP.......




    BUMP........BUMP.......




    BUMP........BUMP........





    The coffin was closing with his every step, he started to jog, but he heard the coffin speed up after him......




    BUMP........BUMP...BUMP...




    BUMP........BUMP...BUMP...




    BUMP........BUMP...BUMP...





    He started to sprint, but so did the coffin .......




    BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.....



    BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.....



    BUMP...BUMP...BUMP...BUMP.....





    Eventually he made it to his front door, but he knew the coffin was only seconds behind. Fumbling around in his pocket, he pulled out his keys, his hand trembling, he managed to open the lock, he dived inside slamming the front door behind him.

    He shot into his front room, and slumped into his comfy chair.
    Suddenly there was a loud crash, as the coffin smashed its way through the front door.

    The force of the impact broke the lock off the coffin allowing the lid to swing freely on its rusty hinges as it continued its chase.....




    BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...




    BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...




    BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...




    BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...





    In horror the young lad fled again, as fast as his shaking legs could take him he bolted upstairs to the bathroom and locked the door........




    BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...




    BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...




    BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...BUMP...SCREECH...HOP...






    The coffin again gave chase up the stairs, across the landing and launched itself at the bathroom door. With an almighty smash, the bathroom door flew off its hinges.....

    The coffin stood in the doorway, then started to approach the young terrified lad.



    BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...




    BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...




    BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...





    In a last ditch attempt to save his skin, he reached for his bathroom cabinet......

    He grabbed a bar of Imperial Leather soap and threw it at the coffin.........still it came ........




    BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...




    He grabbed his can of Lynx deodorant and threw it .....still it came




    BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...




    He grabbed his first aid kit and threw it ......still it came......




    BUMP...SCREECH...BUMP...SCREECH...




    He grabbed some Benalin cough mixture and threw it........












    The coffin stopped.

    16 Comments

    That was terrible!

    http://www.forumsextreme.com/imgs1/sSig_Idontgetit.gif

    Yes i do, i do! Got it now!!

    http://www.forumsextreme.com/imgs1/sSig_lame.gif

    gid it took me ages to read that thought a monster was going to jump out or something i expected a scary pic at the bottom i was scared to scroll xxx

    I could see where this was going but felt compelled to read it

    :)I liked it

    groannnnnnnn!:roll:

    Banned

    Very good:-D

    http://home.wangjianshuo.com/archives/2005/01/12/newyork-yellow.taxi.jpg
    TAXI

    not bad ... but not as good as mine ! :roll:

    oh wont give you rep for that one bad joke

    Lame but made me giggle

    Even for you this was bad

    Well it made me chuckle.

    Banned

    It made me laugh :thumbsup:

    Groannnnnnn:roll:

    hahaha
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