So he bought a speed boat..................

Banned
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He just bought a new boat and decided to take her for the
maiden voyage.

This was his first boat and he wasn't quite sure of the exact
Standard Operating Procedures for launching it off a ramp,
but he figured it couldn't be too hard.

He consulted his local boat dealer for advice, but they just
said "don't let the trailer get too deep when you are trying to
launch the boat".

Well, he didn't know what they meant by that as he could barely
get the trailer in the water at all! Anyhow, here's a picture below.

You're gonna love this guy!!!


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15 Comments

Original Poster Banned

Folks, you just can't make this stuff up! (Which is unusual for this forum!)

http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/9346/boate.jpg

And these people breed...and on occasion they vote and write essays!

What substances are you on??

lol :lol:

Original Poster Banned

emmalampkin;8755931

What substances are you on??



Look at your location. :-D

guv;8755950

Look at your location. :-D



But i like to be nosy nosy beaky beaky......

Original Poster Banned

bykergrove;8755958

for every fail^ there is a … for every fail^ there is a win:http://standardmadness.com/featured/poor-mans-porsche-911-gt3-rs



Why on Earth would anyone want to do that?

bykergrove;8755958

for every fail^ there is a … for every fail^ there is a win:http://standardmadness.com/featured/poor-mans-porsche-911-gt3-rs



haha epic

Banned

guv;8755995

Why on Earth would anyone want to do that?



i can think of two members that are wondering if it also comes in a bmw 6series and an aston martin shape

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bykergrove;8756026

i can think of two members that are wondering if it also comes in a bmw … i can think of two members that are wondering if it also comes in a bmw 6series and an aston martin shape




Haha.. fair point! :-D

C'mon

bykergrove;8755958

for every fail^ there is a … for every fail^ there is a win:http://standardmadness.com/featured/poor-mans-porsche-911-gt3-rs



lol, thats superb, that took some engeering to build.

Maybe he didn't buy the boat, maybe he won it on Bullseye (super, smashing, great)......

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gari189;8756658

Maybe he didn't buy the boat, maybe he won it on Bullseye (super, … Maybe he didn't buy the boat, maybe he won it on Bullseye (super, smashing, great)......



Well the text in the email I recieved said he bought it. Who am I to argue!

Hmmm. Werent there more replies in this thread? More reporting going on?

guv;8757298

Well the text in the email I recieved said he bought it. Who am I to … Well the text in the email I recieved said he bought it. Who am I to argue!Hmmm. Werent there more replies in this thread? More reporting going on?



I spent at least an hour writing that story.

BUT IT'S NOT LIKE I CARE, I'VE GOT BETTER THINGS TO DO.
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