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    So how do you flirt ????? - Looking for HUKD super-flirt

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    So what are you favourite flirticious (is there one such word) lines ...........

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    BTW I am back in UK for the last week of August Yippeeeeeee

    Slap the the person's behind and whistle :whistling:

    How do I flirt?

    I open my mouth :w00t:

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    Slash;2702915

    Slap the the person's behind and whistle :whistling:



    I like ... I like ..... what if the person is on msn

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    I bet your last name must be Jacobs? because I think your a real cracker.

    Very well

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    DLM;2702942

    I bet your last name must be Jacobs? because I think your a real cracker.



    xxxxxx ..... you around DLM ?

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    natversion1;2702927

    How do I flirt?I open my mouth :w00t:



    She is not a dentist lol

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    simon012;2702969

    Very well



    **dell all attention and focus now**

    Dell_in_the_bed;2703009

    She is not a dentist lol



    Just be honest really and a little cheeky and it all falls into place :thumbsup:

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    Are you a parking ticket? because you have fine written all over you!

    how about:

    "Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money"

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    Dell_in_the_bed;2703001

    xxxxxx ..... you around DLM ?



    Around, for what?

    How much does a polar bear weigh? enough to break the ice...my name is....

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    catinthehat;2703029

    how about:"Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money"



    Money, please :thumbsup:

    Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.

    never fails :whistling:

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    DLM;2703024

    Are you a parking ticket? because you have fine written all over you!



    I thougth you were talking to me

    catinthehat;2703029

    how about:"Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money"



    I would have normally done that, but it is on msn

    I'm a little lost, can I have directions to your house?

    Loads of pickup lines here: pickuphelp.com/
    Really classy ones like: "Did you fart? Because you blew me away!"

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    catinthehat;2703045

    Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.never f … Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.never fails :whistling:




    he he he not the best for women though, they like the names of those creams

    Depends on the target and environment.

    I met my current mrs in a shop @ bluewater, all she said was 'Do you need any help'? And from that led on to asking if she had had her lunch, she said no, so i offered to meet her for lunch and 5 years later were still 2gether. Ahhhhhhhhhhwwww.

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    Abvance;2703096

    I'm a little lost, can I have directions to your house?



    lollzzz I can tell you have busy nights ... its on msn though

    Spod;2703097

    Loads of pickup lines here: http://www.pickuphelp.com/Really classy ones … Loads of pickup lines here: http://www.pickuphelp.com/Really classy ones like: "Did you fart? Because you blew me away!"



    lol :thumbsup:

    I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
    or
    Did you fart? Cause you blew me away :whistling:

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    DLM;2703041

    Around for what :thumbsup:



    A busy afternoon

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    KINGROBTHEFIRST;2703103

    Depends on the target and environment.I met my current mrs in a shop @ … Depends on the target and environment.I met my current mrs in a shop @ bluewater, all she said was 'Do you need any help'? And from that led on to asking if she had had her lunch, she said no, so i offered to meet her for lunch and 5 years later were still 2gether. Ahhhhhhhhhhwwww.



    You old romantic, i usually meet my men at work.

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    KINGROBTHEFIRST;2703103

    Depends on the target and environment.I met my current mrs in a shop @ … Depends on the target and environment.I met my current mrs in a shop @ bluewater, all she said was 'Do you need any help'? And from that led on to asking if she had had her lunch, she said no, so i offered to meet her for lunch and 5 years later were still 2gether. Ahhhhhhhhhhwwww.



    wow nice one.... idea for a movie

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    Dell_in_the_bed;2703120

    A busy afternoon



    I'm always busy, my house is a bit of a tip at the moment.

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    Dell_in_the_bed;2703120

    A busy afternoon



    I like the teddy bear bit Snow tiger


    DLM;2703125

    You old romantic, i usually meet my men at work.



    Oh DLM you are breaking someone's heart here

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    DLM;2703137

    I'm always busy, my house is a bit of a tip at the moment.



    wonder why :thinking:

    DLM;2703125

    You old romantic, i usually meet my men at work.



    Thats sounds dodgy!!!!

    I dont do flowers or engagement rings tho im afraid so not that much of a romantic!!!

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    Pick a number between 1 n 10 (3) sorry you lost, you'll have to take off all your clothes.

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    Dell_in_the_bed;2703138

    I like the teddy bear bit Snow tiger Oh DLM you are breaking someone's … I like the teddy bear bit Snow tiger Oh DLM you are breaking someone's heart here



    You wouldn't want me really, would you? :whistling:

    Dell_in_the_bed;2703129

    wow nice one.... idea for a movie



    Wicked sense of humour!!!!!

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    DLM;2703151

    You wouldn't want me really, would you? :whistling:



    I am not the only one on HUKD :whistling:

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    Dell_in_the_bed;2703145

    wonder why :thinking:



    I wonder why, too.

    My bf keeps reminding me of the pile of newspapers, i need to sort through, from June, Arggggggggh.

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    DLM;2703147

    Pick a number between 1 n 10 (3) sorry you lost, you'll have to take off … Pick a number between 1 n 10 (3) sorry you lost, you'll have to take off all your clothes.



    How do you know, changng pants right now as I type

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    KINGROBTHEFIRST;2703146

    Thats sounds dodgy!!!!I dont do flowers or engagement rings tho im afraid … Thats sounds dodgy!!!!I dont do flowers or engagement rings tho im afraid so not that much of a romantic!!!



    What's dodgy about it?

    I knew my man for 2 year's at work before we started going out together.

    We were with other people in the 2 year's before, i didn't think, we would get it together because he is 6 and half year's younger than me and we used to fight a bit.

    He is a big softie and i am very lucky to have him.

    I Dont need to.

    ur eyes remind me of spanners................ every time you look at me my nuts tighten

    DLM;2703202

    What's dodgy about it?I knew my man for 2 year's at work before we … What's dodgy about it?I knew my man for 2 year's at work before we started going out together.We were with other people in the 2 year's before, i didn't think, we would get it together because he is 6 and half year's younger than me and we used to fight a bit.He is a big softie and i am very lucky to have him.



    Sorry just a play on words. Men (plural) @ Work (think of that as you will)........just my twisted mind!!!!
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