So i bottled some kid last night...

I was in the club and I saw this girl giving me the eye, she was pretty butterz tbh, but i thought lets go along with it.

This kid came up to me and asked me to stop chatting up his girlfriend so i let it go, but she was still giving me the eye so i went to chat her up again.

He comes over trying to give me all this mouth, so i picked up this bottle of bud and hit him over the head with it, well he fell like a tonne of bricks, was out for the count.

So then the bouncers tackled me and I was bundled into a cop car, yeah i'm on bail but he was asking for it..

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Hukd's needs a like feature

was it because of his screaching high pitched voice that made you mad

pmsl...

Was it GTAIV or Vice City?

unfunny parody thread/10

Original Poster

DarkKnight;6161734

Was it GTAIV or Vice City?



black gerbil1;6161743

unfunny parody thread/10


[COLOR=YellowGreen]Why the hate?


You maaad?[/COLOR]

lolling

[COLOR="Red"]I can write in different colours aswell cos im cool[/COLOR]

choc1969;6161753

lolling



+1 :lol:

t0mm;6161747

[COLOR=YellowGreen]Why the hate? You maaad?[/COLOR]



cribert;6161765

[COLOR=Red]I can write in different colours aswell cos im cool[/COLOR]



I'm colour blind.......what did you say ? :?

Original Poster

cribert;6161765

[COLOR=Red]I can write in different colours aswell cos im cool[/COLOR]


[COLOR=YellowGreen]You cool dawg, you cool..[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Red"]If the geeza give's it all lowdy, he better make sure he backs it up.

Well done for handling your business brah.[/COLOR]

Original Poster

jaybizzle;6161772

If the geeza give's it all lowdy, he better make sure he backs it up.Well … If the geeza give's it all lowdy, he better make sure he backs it up.Well done for handling your business brah.


[COLOR=YellowGreen]^^ This.

Rep coming your way.
[/COLOR]

how old are u ....6?

I gotta say if your gonna do something which i belive you were right to do, do it with your fists no need for weapons, only someone who carnt do something goes for weapons.

Original Poster

funkyfarmgirl;6161834

how old are u ....6?


[COLOR=YellowGreen]Strong hate..[/COLOR]

t0mm;6161783

[COLOR=YellowGreen]^^ This.Rep coming your way.[/COLOR]



[COLOR="Red"]Cheer's brah. We CEO's need to look out for each other.[/COLOR]

Banned

deek72;6161818

1. I think you're full of sh*t.2. If you're not then I hope you get 12 … 1. I think you're full of sh*t.2. If you're not then I hope you get 12 months.



I think you have had a sense of humour by-pass

i hope this is a joke right?

Avenger;6161838

I gotta say if your gonna do something which i belive you were right to … I gotta say if your gonna do something which i belive you were right to do, do it with your fists no need for weapons, only someone who carnt do something goes for weapons.


be the bigger person and walk away violence solves nothing.

Avenger;6161838

I gotta say if your gonna do something which i belive you were right to … I gotta say if your gonna do something which i belive you were right to do, do it with your fists no need for weapons, only someone who carnt do something goes for weapons.



[COLOR="Red"]What you talking about brah? He did do something, he bottled him.[/COLOR]

[COLOR="Red"]Much more effective. All about the shock and awe tactic's.[/COLOR]



[COLOR="Red"]Ignore the haterz t0mm, they be maaaaaad at your gangster skillz[/COLOR]

Avenger;6161838

I gotta say if your gonna do something which i belive you were right to … I gotta say if your gonna do something which i belive you were right to do, do it with your fists no need for weapons, only someone who carnt do something goes for weapons.



you serious? have you read th misc lately? keep up old chap

wulshaz;6161847

i hope this is a joke right?



:thinking::thinking::thinking:

dimebars;6161845

I think you have had a sense of humour by-pass




Do one, Dimey.

Banned

THE WAS FUNNY AS BTW

some complete random guy went BOOM loudly behind the guy and the guy turned round smacked the guy in the face, never seen anything as funny as that, was in deja vu btw micoo will know where im talking about, ***micoo was in no way with me iv never met the guy***

My point is DO NOT USE WEAPONS

Original Poster

jaybizzle;6161844

[COLOR=Red]Cheer's brah. We CEO's need to look out for each other.[/COLOR]


[COLOR=YellowGreen]People just h4te us because of our bare monies.[/COLOR]
dimebars;6161845

I think you have had a sense of humour by-pass


[COLOR=YellowGreen]^^ This..[/COLOR]

Avenger;6161838

only someone who carnt do something goes for weapons.



Is that the SAS coming round for tea....... :lol:

cribert;6161859

you serious? have you read th misc lately? keep up old chap



Think we see now, but we ain't mind readers.

Original Poster

jaybizzle;6161858

[COLOR=Red]What you talking about brah? He did do something, he bottled … [COLOR=Red]What you talking about brah? He did do something, he bottled him.[/COLOR][COLOR=Red]Much more effective. All about the shock and awe tactic's.[/COLOR][COLOR=Red]Ignore the haterz t0mm, they be maaaaaad at your gangster skillz[/COLOR]


[COLOR=YellowGreen]Too right brah. I was defending my territory..

The meerkats do it all the time..

The haterz are just jealous of us CEO's..
[/COLOR]

deek72;6161907

Think we see now, but we ain't mind readers.



yea its a joke:thumbsup:

Banned

deek72;6161872

Do one, Dimey.



Eh?

Banned

deek72;6161907

Think we see now, but we ain't mind readers.



Engage brain THEN type

ahaha, which club in nottz t0mm?

Original Poster

sarbjeet_;6161935

ahaha, which club in nottz t0mm?


[COLOR=YellowGreen]I'd love to tell you brah, but that might give away my identity..[/COLOR]

Banned


that gal as you avi is she from that crazy vid on youtube???/

Haha, lolz . serious

dimebars;6161928

Engage brain THEN type



Dimey, Dimey, Dimey. Do you mean Engage brain into psychic mode and then type? How would I possibly know it was to do with the JFK's thread if I hadn't seen it?
There was no reason for me (or others) not to take t0mm's post at face value, and I commented accordingly.
And my soh is perfectly adequate to keep me amused and I certainly won't apologise for failing to find these stupid misc posts amusing.

True, although I did LOL with your avvi^^^;-)[/QUOTE]
:oops: pot kettle! lol
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