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    So i coughed chewy onto a biddys head :(

    Got the bus to work a few hours ago, dont drive in cos the missus uses the car and i cant be trusted to drive alone, but thats another thread........

    So i get on the bus, walk towards the back, theres like a step to go up a level so im sat up higher than everyone else lookin down onto an old womans head, now..i stocked up on 10p trident soft chewing gum from home bargains yesterday as im on a major cut and it eases my hunger.... 2 pieces in and its lush (tropical twist flavor) but instead of leaving it at that i decide to bang in another 2 pieces...... then.....mis-swallowed some saliva and coughed............

    Orange chewy on a biddys blue rinse, she didnt even notice, i keep feeling ambivalence over it. Joy and pain at the same time.

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    Original Poster

    :-(

    i lol'ed

    omg, too funny.

    PMSL love to see her face when she realises

    interesting :whistling:

    Is it still there?, or did you pluck it out of the birds nest, dust it off and chuck it back in ya gob??:-D

    chewing gum is a nightmare to get out of your hair aswell, my niece got some stuck in my hair and i had to cut it out yuck

    i dont know how you didnt laugh out loud

    U Sick Sick *******!

    MrGrumpyman;3980951

    Is it still there?, or did you pluck it out of the birds nest, dust it … Is it still there?, or did you pluck it out of the birds nest, dust it off and chuck it back in ya gob??:-D



    That's gross:w00t:

    Original Poster

    Whats worse is i tried to get a pic but she got up to get off as i was firing up the viewty (slow phone man)

    Just the thread title alone made me laugh haha

    She might think ...............that was a strange seagull that did that:)

    black gerbil1;3980966

    U Sick Sick *******!


    +1

    mega tangles :w00t: shame on you! (funny though)

    Original Poster

    t0mm;3980988

    +1



    Uv never coughed?

    kungfu;3980997

    Uv never coughed?


    I put my hand to my mouth when I cough.

    from the heading of this post i took it as a kid had posted

    reading on your a married ? man -

    point of this post i do not know but hope you have had a vasectomy - hoping it was painful - so not to bring others along - still feeling ambivalent:whistling:

    looking for a deal on cough mixture for you

    You sicko. Grow up.

    Oh Kungfu where was this bus going? Hope it wasn't my granny!

    Original Poster

    holly100;3981017

    from the heading of this post i took it as a kid had posted reading on … from the heading of this post i took it as a kid had posted reading on your a married ? man - [SIZE="4"]point of this post i do not know [/SIZE]but hope you have had a vasectomy - hoping it was painful - so not to bring others along - still feeling ambivalent:whistling:looking for a deal on cough mixture for you



    ditto :?

    tropical twist will so clash with a blue rinse

    Banned

    lol

    Pics would have been epic fella.
    You know she's gonna have to cut it out and roll with a bald spot now?
    Peasant wagons can be fun!

    im sure peanutbutter gets it off

    That will teach the old bidde for having a blue rinse in the first place :thumbsup:
    It gave it that extra something she had been looking for :-D

    In before someone says "post a picture with your HUKD username and the date or it didn't really happen".












    But it made me LOL.

    Original Poster

    t0mm;3981013

    I put my hand to my mouth when I cough.



    it was one of thos half cough half choke sudden jerk things, didnt have time :-(

    Banned

    Just to clarify on the original post:

    I had to get the bus to work as my wife was using our car. However, I don't drive anyway, but that's another story.

    I am sat on the bus, towards the back, on a seat raised slightly higher than those setaed in front of me. At this point I should state that I bought some cheap chewing gum yeasterday. It's the Tropical Twist flavour, quite delightful, I highly recommend it.

    Anyway, I was really enjoying it so I put another couple of pieces in my mouth, this is the point where misfortune reared its ugly head.

    I mis-swallowed and choked on the mixture of saliva and chewing gum. The subsequent coughing forced a piece of gum at some velocity from my mouth. Said chewing gum landed in the hair of an old lady sat in front of me.

    I was both happy and sad.

    Banned

    sounds like that scene from GHOST TOWN with ricky gervais when he coughs flem onto someones back

    Original Poster

    DanJackson;3981144

    Just to clarify on the original post:I had to get the bus to work as my … Just to clarify on the original post:I had to get the bus to work as my wife was using our car. However, I don't drive anyway, but that's another story. I am sat on the bus, towards the back, on a seat raised slightly higher than those setaed in front of me. At this point I should state that I bought some cheap chewing gum yeasterday. It's the Tropical Twist flavour, quite delightful, I highly recommend it. Anyway, I was really enjoying it so I put another couple of pieces in my mouth, this is the point where misfortune reared its ugly head. I mis-swallowed and choked on the mixture of saliva and chewing gum. The subsequent coughing forced a piece of gum at some velocity from my mouth. Said chewing gum landed in the hair of an old lady sat in front of me. I was both happy and sad.




    i didnt troll your xmas card thread :-(


    lol why lie about wether i drive or not, i have a problem with road rage as it goes and kick off at daft things, so i think its quite wise of me actually :thumbsup:

    If she sticks her head in the freezer for a couple of hours it will come out no problem.:-D

    Broxy;3981183

    If she sticks her head in the freezer for a couple of hours it will come … If she sticks her head in the freezer for a couple of hours it will come out no problem.:-D



    Wot?...her head??, I should jolly well think so, freezers are big inside, her head will always come out unless it swells up due to some strange tropical disease

    Original Poster

    I only wanted a pic so i could claim my 10p back off her if she didnt believe it was there. Solid proof is hard to refute.

    Banned

    kungfu;3981177

    i didnt troll your xmas card thread :-(lol why lie about wether i drive … i didnt troll your xmas card thread :-(lol why lie about wether i drive or not, i have a problem with road rage as it goes and kick off at daft things, so i think its quite wise of me actually :thumbsup:



    Oh I was only joking! It took me a couple of reads to understand what you were saying, so I translated to what I thought you meant.

    I meant no harm!

    Original Poster

    DanJackson;3981230

    Oh I was only joking! It took me a couple of reads to understand what you … Oh I was only joking! It took me a couple of reads to understand what you were saying, so I translated to what I thought you meant. I meant no harm!



    Norf east twang for ya innit :thumbsup:

    PMSL I wish you had taken the photo. Soooo funny.

    kungfu;3981259

    Norf east twang for ya innit :thumbsup:


    We deffo don't say INNIT, and for that me and you are over!!

    Banned

    kungfu;3981259

    Norf east twang for ya innit :thumbsup:



    Fair enough. Then just consider my post as subtitles for us lot who aren't from round your way!

    Original Poster

    Lulu'sMammy;3981289

    We deffo don't say INNIT, and for that me and you are over!!



    so what do you shorten 'isnt it' down to??? its innit

    you didn't get a pik??


    ahhh, now I see why you were happy AND sad...
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