So I got bottled last night....

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Found 30th Aug 2009
I was in the club and this geeza was hitting on my girlfriend so I told him that she's taken and I'm going out with her and I asked him to leave us alone.

Anyway, about 5 minutes later he started hitting on her again so I went up to him and I was like WTF are you doing? Then he picked up an empty bottle and smashed it on my head. I would have KO'd him but I didn't want to get arrested as that would have ruined my week as my GF is staying at my house. Within about 15 seconds of him bottling me he was floored by the bouncers and put into police car and arrested.

My head was cut quite badly but I didn't fall to the floor or anything, I pretty much just stood there as nothing had happened. A load of blood dripped onto my shirt though which ruined it.

I've got to go to the cop shop and make a statement about the incident.

I'm hitting the clubs again tonight though! 4 nights in a row!
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Pics?
bottled??? lol was it a pepsi one...:? (plastic!!!)

ps.....up ere we call it 'glassed' :?
Is this your way of trying to make us believe it?
you started to run out of new stuff already
dean3988;6161562

Pics?



[COLOR="Red"]Why would you want to see pics of my cut head? :?[/COLOR]
lil_tiger;6161564

bottled??? lol was it a pepsi one...:? (plastic!!!)ps.....up ere we call … bottled??? lol was it a pepsi one...:? (plastic!!!)ps.....up ere we call it 'glassed' :?



[COLOR="Red"]Are you northern?

Anyway, I got hit over the head with a glass beer bottle.[/COLOR]
strike;6161565

Is this your way of trying to make us believe it?



[COLOR="Red"]Wut?[/COLOR]
The JFK;6161582

So I got bottled last night....



:lol:
Let me guess, no picture of your bloody shirt to show it?
pghstochaj;6161600

Let me guess, no picture of your bloody shirt to show it?


LOL, i guess if u really want us to believe u, you gotta start taking pics of said events
pghstochaj;6161600

Let me guess, no picture of your bloody shirt to show it?



dont make him get the ketchup out!!!!! :roll:
[COLOR="Red"]Wow, lots of hate in here.

No one has even asked if I'm OK. :-([/COLOR]
fail rubbish poor pathetic
more fairytales from the JFK..
The JFK;6161610

[COLOR="Red"]Wow, lots of hate in here. No one has even asked if I'm OK. … [COLOR="Red"]Wow, lots of hate in here. No one has even asked if I'm OK. :-([/COLOR]



If it happened (which I guess it didn't) then unfortunately "the boy has cried wolf too many times".
wow look at all the haterz, thought ide get in 1st
i thought clubs only did nappy nights once a month not 4 nights in a row:?
ooops too late - pmsl
Round here the are changing over to plastic glasses and bottles to stop this happening x
The JFK;6161610

[COLOR="Red"]Wow, lots of hate in here. No one has even asked if I'm OK. … [COLOR="Red"]Wow, lots of hate in here. No one has even asked if I'm OK. :-([/COLOR]



well jfk you did say you were hitting the town again tonight so we assumed everyting was ok
that dude sounds like scum

how are you mate? good?
The JFK;6161610

[COLOR=Red]Wow, lots of hate in here. No one has even asked if I'm OK. … [COLOR=Red]Wow, lots of hate in here. No one has even asked if I'm OK. :-([/COLOR]



Maybe no one cares?
hope your ok JFK and this guy gets whats coming for him.

who was it and what club and ill 'have a word'

and jfk.........dont you listen to these h8rz, i think your top man!
Tbh you say you live in london aren you only 17 ? all the pubs and clubs in london id people who look under 30
Tinkytayls;6161632

Round here the are changing over to plastic glasses and bottles to stop … Round here the are changing over to plastic glasses and bottles to stop this happening x



This guy avoids it by not being old enough to
The JFK;6161610

[COLOR="Red"]Wow, lots of hate in here. No one has even asked if I'm OK. … [COLOR="Red"]Wow, lots of hate in here. No one has even asked if I'm OK. :-([/COLOR]




Given that you're posting on here and reckon you're off out again tonight, I'd say you've already pretty much announced you survived to tell the tale :thumbsup:
Tinkytayls;6161657

Tbh you say you live in london aren you only 17 ? all the pubs and clubs … Tbh you say you live in london aren you only 17 ? all the pubs and clubs in london id people who look under 30



not if you are the jkf, do keep up :thumbsup:
clubs here dont issue glass bottles or tumblers.

plastic cups or cans is all

i dont believe u
Tinkytayls;6161632

Round here the are changing over to plastic glasses and bottles to stop … Round here the are changing over to plastic glasses and bottles to stop this happening x



[COLOR="Red"]Sounds like a good idea.

I've never seen anything like this in any of the clubs I've been in before. I don't go to the 'lower class' clubs as I hear that things like this are a regular occurrence.

I guess I was just unlucky.[/COLOR]
hncb0809;6161671

clubs here dont issue glass bottles or tumblers.plastic cups or cans is … clubs here dont issue glass bottles or tumblers.plastic cups or cans is alli dont believe u



you must go to some cheap bars then.
jasonrat;6161633

well jfk you did say you were hitting the town again tonight so we … well jfk you did say you were hitting the town again tonight so we assumed everyting was ok



[COLOR="Red"]Yeah but I thought it would just be good mannors to ask if I'm OK?[/COLOR]
if you find out the name of the lad post on here!


as many will want to give him a big well done and possibly a reward
rm13_hammer;6161696

if you find out the name of the lad post on here! as many will want to … if you find out the name of the lad post on here! as many will want to give him a big well done and possibly a reward



:giggle:
black gerbil1;6161644

that dude sounds like scumhow are you mate? good?



[COLOR="Red"]Yeah he is scum.

Yeah I'm OK mate. I had quite a few drinks by the time that happened and it didn't seem to affect me that much. I seem to be more shook this morning than I was last night. I'm sure I'll be fine once I get out.

Cheers for asking, dawg.[/COLOR]
jah128;6161650

Maybe no one cares?



[COLOR="Red"]Yet you're posting in my thread? :?[/COLOR]
The JFK;6161711

[COLOR="Red"]Yeah he is scum.Yeah I'm OK mate. I had quite a few drinks … [COLOR="Red"]Yeah he is scum.Yeah I'm OK mate. I had quite a few drinks by the time that happened and it didn't seem to affect me that much. I seem to be more shook this morning than I was last night. I'm sure I'll be fine once I get out.Cheers for asking, dawg.[/COLOR]



I'm surprised dude...all that cash....but no VIP room? mingling with the minions in a nightclub? Meh.......I would have thought that someone of your calibre would have at least some muscle behind them (lol...literally!)......and a VIP area......

I'm shocked to my very core....:roll:

Edit : Mucho disappointment...
Pics Or Fake!
branchinghenk;6161651

hope your ok JFK and this guy gets whats coming for him.who was it and … hope your ok JFK and this guy gets whats coming for him.who was it and what club and ill 'have a word'and jfk.........dont you listen to these h8rz, i think your top man!


[COLOR="Red"]
Cheers mate.

Soz dawg but I'm not going to let everyone know where I go clubbing as the maaad people of the misc would try and track me down. I was told that the geeza who bottled me will never be allowed in the club again.

Don't worry dawg, the haterz don't affect me. :thumbsup:[/COLOR]
Tinkytayls;6161657

Tbh you say you live in london aren you only 17 ? all the pubs and clubs … Tbh you say you live in london aren you only 17 ? all the pubs and clubs in london id people who look under 30



[COLOR="Red"]Yeah I am 17 but I don't live in London. I live near London though and go there a lot.

Yeah I get ID'd but I use my mates driving licence who is 19 so it's all hood. [/COLOR]
black gerbil1;6161687

you must go to some cheap bars then.



[COLOR="Red"]^^This^^[/COLOR]
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