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    So I went to a club last night....

    I was out to make it a special night for a lucky lucky women. I went to get a drink at the bar, and there was this young women sitting down, I go talk to her for about a minute, what I thought was a very intelligent/humorous/direct conversation, I ask for her number and she goes "f*** off you have the social skills of a rapist" and she walks away.

    My confidence was shattered for the rest of the night, i just sat in the corner playing snake on my phone about to cry.

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    lovely

    looks like your asking for trouble :roll:

    Forget your deodorant ? :whistling:

    should have replied "and you have the appearance of a *****"

    Is this a true or a joke?

    loupomm;2259951

    lovelylooks like your asking for trouble :roll:



    Mmmmmm...... Funny though - don't mean to mock, it must have been awful?!:p

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    Mum2Connor&Cerys;2259991

    Is this a true or a joke?


    true

    still drunk:oops:, edited OP

    You should of said, "How did you guess, I am a rapist". That would of really freaked the hell out of her.

    hannah19790;2259998

    Mmmmmm...... Funny though - don't mean to mock, it must have been … Mmmmmm...... Funny though - don't mean to mock, it must have been awful?!:p



    i meant for swearing :thumbsup:

    I meant that too. lol

    how come fcuk gets through but r***** doesnt

    masterruckus;2260016

    how come fcuk gets through but r***** doesnt



    op's are not filtered afaik

    but yeah i see, wierd

    Banned

    Just your luck gerbil, on the night you go out to make the night special for one lucky woman.. you meet the woman going out to do the exact opposite.

    Match made in heaven if you ask me.

    black gerbil1;2260000

    truestill drunk:oops:, edited OP



    Ok.

    Well perhaps you were too forward for her.

    The other situation is you get talking to someone and you don't get their number at end,and they didn't get yours and then you could be both thinking you should done.

    I don't think it's a good idea to ask straight off though.Wait till some later on.

    Was she hot then?

    Maybe she just had an odd sense of humour and actually wanted you to chase and stalk her for the rest of the night.....
    I'm sure a man of your superiority will find a match one day...
    LOLz.:)

    Edit: I hope you wasn't on the dance floor doin the 'safety dance'
    ...even bigger lolz

    Here is were your problem lies...

    I go talk to her for about a minute, what I thought was a very … I go talk to her for about a minute, what I thought was a very intelligent/humorous/direct conversation,



    You can't have that type of conversation in a minute. You would have came over too desperate asking for her number after such a short time. I know minute isn't literal but still..... shows you didn't waste much time.

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    Mum2Connor&Cerys;2260043

    Was she hot then?


    she was an 8, im about a 9, so I didnt see what the problem was.:x

    BTW - what was your highest score on snake then?

    shes had a previous conversation with a rapist then im guessing????

    Original Poster

    Sheriff Waffles;2260137

    BTW - what was your highest score on snake then?


    I got over a 1000 before,but my eyes were to watery, so i didn't get past 900 last night.

    Banned

    If im an 8 your definately a 1, and thats me being a lot more polite than i was last night:p

    Original Poster

    sassie;2260161

    If im an 8 your definately a 1, and thats me being a lot more polite than … If im an 8 your definately a 1, and thats me being a lot more polite than i was last night:p


    Thusdays a Student night:p

    you have said you might not want to drink that drink now :whistling:

    Banned

    awwww plz dnt leave black gerbil1

    Banned

    black gerbil1;2260185

    Thusdays a Student night:p



    and your point is?

    numptyj;2260194

    you have said you might not want to drink that drink now :whistling:



    lol! took me a second read to understand it...blonde eh

    http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm262/cmorvant/115532.jpg

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    Proximo;2260197

    awwww plz dnt leave black gerbil1


    ;-)
    sassie;2260202

    and your point is?


    :whistling:

    Banned

    never judge a book by its cover;-)

    jadeywadey08;2260211

    lol! took me a second read to understand it...blonde eh



    easy victim eh :thumbsup: lol

    sassie;2260202

    and your point is?



    "When apples are ripe, they're ready for plucking.........................................":w00t:

    Banned

    kyalion;2260269

    "When apples are ripe, they're ready for … "When apples are ripe, they're ready for plucking.........................................":w00t:



    And when they aint they should remain in the tree;-)

    older people can legitimately be bonafide students, i have my NUS card to prove it...mind i do gett some funny looks when i present it :giggle:

    numptyj;2260267

    easy victim eh :thumbsup: lol



    oit lol shame on you.....:-D

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    sassie;2260263

    never judge a book by its cover;-)


    okay translate this then darling....

    hahah omfgz EPicz LULz, im l337 Haxx0rz

    kyalion;2260269

    "When apples are ripe, they're ready for … "When apples are ripe, they're ready for plucking.........................................":w00t:



    when girls are 16.... :w00t: :oops:

    black gerbil1;2260287

    okay translate this then darling....hahah omfgz EPicz LULz, im l337 … okay translate this then darling....hahah omfgz EPicz LULz, im l337 Haxx0rz



    0mg b|4cK 93b!l !z t3h hax0r 1337 lulz

    Original Poster

    why do girls ask for your facebook/myspace email address these days as well, werid!

    Banned

    black gerbil1;2260287

    okay translate this then darling....hahah omfgz EPicz LULz, im l337 … okay translate this then darling....hahah omfgz EPicz LULz, im l337 Haxx0rz



    :?

    black gerbil1;2260308

    why do girls ask for your facebook/myspace email address these days as … why do girls ask for your facebook/myspace email address these days as well, werid!



    so they can stalk you when you ignore their messages and check who else is on your list :thumbsup:
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