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So I'm out last night.....

About 1:45 at the club, this bird comes over drags me to the bar and says "what drink you buying us" and i was like"Nothing, your a munter, **** off."

That is all.

In b4 cool story bro cos lets face it, it is.

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then he wakes up with a wet patch in the bed

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golemsmate

then he wakes up with a wet patch in the bed



I will admit there was some drool on my pillow when i woke up X)

tuesday night and your out in a club at 1:45am - and 2 birds ask what drink your buying them? possibly the only 2 birds out that night.

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scott1295

tuesday night and your out in a club at 1:45am - and 2 birds ask what … tuesday night and your out in a club at 1:45am - and 2 birds ask what drink your buying them? possibly the only 2 birds out that night.



Na man, tuesdays one of the best nights in dundee (wierd i know)

What would you of done if she wasnt a ' munter' ( i presume this means a bit of a dog, lol ) ,would you of bought her one ?

Banned

Was in some club in Bournemouth once with my girlfriend, some girl at the bar accidentally on purpose turns and bumps into me you know the sort, and says "oh really sorry hi I'm so and so". I said "okay that's cool", got my drink and left her there.

Think my story is better.

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shopstilldrops

What would you of done if she wasnt a ' munter' ( i presume this means a … What would you of done if she wasnt a ' munter' ( i presume this means a bit of a dog, lol ) ,would you of bought her one ?



Yes X)

I know why Tuesday is one of the better nights.....and thats because they are all on benefits and thats when their giros get cashed

micoo

Yes X)



Fair enough, mind you only a ' munter' at 1.45 am would have the cheek to ask for a drink,oO if she was a 'nice girl' then she would of been snapped up earlier or offered a drink by someone , imo and experience lol,

there are munters in dundee? Im shocked! another coupla drinks and you woulda given her some micoo luurve!

high five bro!

Some of the lovely ladies he met yesterday,

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0912/alcohol-ugly-munters-demotivational-poster-1261571250.jpg

Nice one Micoo.Good to have you back

This is the pretty lady, micoo took a shine to

http://www.miketron.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/jackie_O_Munter.jpg

Yeah you go boy!

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PraxxtorCruel

This is the pretty lady, micoo took a shine toYeah you go boy!



you know it

^^^ I've dated her.

MinstrelMan

^^^ I've dated her.



I guess you nose a good thing when you see it.

Banned

Not really a radio face though is it?

http://www.yahoo7answersblog.com/b4/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/kylejackieo1.jpg
Edited by: "lumoruk" 18th Aug 2010

Haha, these girls are so obvious in the clubs, usually stand near the door waiting for people to come in, soon as you make eye contact they are in like vultures for their drink!

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Meadsy4742

Haha, these girls are so obvious in the clubs, usually stand near the … Haha, these girls are so obvious in the clubs, usually stand near the door waiting for people to come in, soon as you make eye contact they are in like vultures for their drink!



You been going to the strip bars again?

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Meadsy4742

Haha, these girls are so obvious in the clubs, usually stand near the … Haha, these girls are so obvious in the clubs, usually stand near the door waiting for people to come in, soon as you make eye contact they are in like vultures for their drink!



she wouldnt **** off X) one of the girls i was out with had to chat to here for 10 mins to get her to go away lol

lumoruk

You been going to the strip bars again?



haha, not since my mate got ripped off from a club in leeds on leave!

micoo

she wouldnt **** off X) one of the girls i was out with had to chat to … she wouldnt **** off X) one of the girls i was out with had to chat to here for 10 mins to get her to go away lol



The club I go to has 2-4-1 drinks on a friday night, best way to get rid of them is to get the JD and cokes then ask for a big glass and pour them both in the glass - they soon get the message

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Meadsy4742

The club I go to has 2-4-1 drinks on a friday night, best way to get rid … The club I go to has 2-4-1 drinks on a friday night, best way to get rid of them is to get the JD and cokes then ask for a big glass and pour them both in the glass - they soon get the message



one came up to me once when us just bought 2 bottles of poof juice lol, she was expecting one so i strawpedo'd one and started drinking the other X)

micoo

one came up to me once when us just bought 2 bottles of poof juice lol, … one came up to me once when us just bought 2 bottles of poof juice lol, she was expecting one so i strawpedo'd one and started drinking the other X)



haha mega.

These type of girls normally go for the beta males;)

As they think they are not use to the attention, so quickly buy them a drink.

Congrats for being beta, and standing up to them.

paper bag son, paper bag



lol @ poof drinks, they are easy to drink though (no homo) lol. strawpedoing is awesome though.

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sven256

These type of girls normally go for the beta males;)As they think they … These type of girls normally go for the beta males;)As they think they are not use to the attention, so quickly buy them a drink.Congrats for being beta, and standing up to them.



brah i iz all alfa

Who buys a munter a drink when your out with hotties?

Heres a pic i just took of me and my lunch to prove how alfa i am

http://i564.photobucket.com/albums/ss86/micoo91/Picture0001-1.jpg

only alfa males eat pizza without cutting it up
Edited by: "micoo" 18th Aug 2010

^^^^^^ that looks yummy , can i ask what 'strawpedoing' is though ? ( not sure if spelt right !)

lol, pizza btw
Edited by: "shopstilldrops" 18th Aug 2010

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shopstilldrops

^^^^^^ that looks yummy , can i ask what 'strawpedoing' is though ? ( … ^^^^^^ that looks yummy , can i ask what 'strawpedoing' is though ? ( not sure if spelt right !)



Me or the pizza?

Strawpedo is when u stick a bendy straw in a glass bottle and hang the end of the straw out of the bottle while downing it, air goes in and stops a vaccum being created its awseom, 5 seconds or so and the bottle is empty

micoo

Na man, tuesdays one of the best nights in dundee (wierd i know)


is tuesdays Social Security pay day in dundee ?

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stuartsdog

is tuesdays Social Security pay day in dundee ?



could well be, i was at the students union tho so the scum percentage was a bit lower than anywhere else X)

lumoruk

Was in some club in Bournemouth once with my girlfriend, some girl at the … Was in some club in Bournemouth once with my girlfriend, some girl at the bar accidentally on purpose turns and bumps into me you know the sort, and says "oh really sorry hi I'm so and so". I said "okay that's cool", got my drink and left her there.Think my story is better.



No it's not. It's just pathetic, like micoos tbh.

deek72

No it's not. It's just pathetic, like micoos tbh.



It's not really. As these girls do it all night, week in week out.
They do it for free nights out. They will do it to one person finish the drink, then move onto the next repeat all night.
Edited by: "sven256" 18th Aug 2010



micoo

In b4 cool story bro cos lets face it, it is.



Micoo, can you just explain what's cool about a story that just says 'a girl asked me to buy her a drink and I said 'no'?
Am I missing something?

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deek72

No it's not. It's just pathetic, like micoos tbh.



Strong h8 brah
deek72

Micoo, can you just explain what's cool about a story that just says 'a … Micoo, can you just explain what's cool about a story that just says 'a girl asked me to buy her a drink and I said 'no'?Am I missing something?



She was ugly.

deek72

Micoo, can you just explain what's cool about a story that just says 'a … Micoo, can you just explain what's cool about a story that just says 'a girl asked me to buy her a drink and I said 'no'?Am I missing something?



Yep, your youth, X)

Banned

shopstilldrops

Yep, your youth, X)



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