So someone broke my leg in a pre season friendly today

26 replies
Found 22nd Jul 2009
About 30 seconds after the half time whistle one of the substitutes tried to swap shirts with me, i explained that it was only half time and that we were on the same team and turned to leave, at which point he shouted "We do not train to be merciful here. Mercy is for the weak. Here, in the streets, in competition: A man confronts you, he is the enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy." then went through the back of my knees with both feet.

I think i'll have to become a successful football commentator like marcel desailly, david pleat...

Peace out

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wouldn't it be a coincidence if the guy was a member here?

LMFAO, repped

I'm in Rio de Janeiro atm, but just wanted to say that parody threads are lazy.

Think of something interesting to start a thread about, and gain some rep on our own merits.

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Abvance;5825285

wouldn't it be a coincidence if the guy was a member here?



I doubt it, i haven't seen anyone here playing for the same blue square premier club, the guy was about 14, 5 feet tall and now that i think about it i'm pretty sure his mum had sown his name onto the back of his shirts in felt....

Jeff Kaye?

thesaint;5825295

I'm in Rio de Janeiro atm, but just wanted to say that parody threads are … I'm in Rio de Janeiro atm, but just wanted to say that parody threads are lazy.



Shouldnt you be doing other stuff and not looking at misc then??

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thesaint;5825295

I'm in Rio de Janeiro atm, but just wanted to say that parody threads are … I'm in Rio de Janeiro atm, but just wanted to say that parody threads are lazy. Think of something interesting to start a thread about, and gain some rep on our own merits.



was waiting for this.


social services are on their way

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thesaint;5825295

I'm in Rio de Janeiro atm, but just wanted to say that parody threads are … I'm in Rio de Janeiro atm, but just wanted to say that parody threads are lazy. Think of something interesting to start a thread about, and gain some rep on our own merits.



I believe your pretend holiday parody has been done to death. Hopefully you will take a real holiday soon. (Seriously)

bykergrove;5825321

was waiting for this.social services are on their way



Waiting for a post from me? Wow!!! Serious follower.

Social Services are more than welcome here too, which department though?

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thesaint;5825403

Waiting for a post from me? Wow!!! Serious follower.Social Services are … Waiting for a post from me? Wow!!! Serious follower.Social Services are more than welcome here too, which department though?



this department fool:

http://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm247/imranmaz/zzzzzz.jpg

eca07mc;5825310

I doubt it, i haven't seen anyone here playing for the same blue square … I doubt it, i haven't seen anyone here playing for the same blue square premier club, the guy was about 14, 5 feet tall and now that i think about it i'm pretty sure his mum had sown his name onto the back of his shirts in felt....Jeff Kaye?



Driving an invisible BMW, whilst hanging out of someones bottom... [COLOR="Red"]I think I know who you're on about !![/COLOR] ;-)

thesaint;5825295

I'm in Rio de Janeiro atm, but just wanted to say that parody threads are … I'm in Rio de Janeiro atm, but just wanted to say that parody threads are lazy. Think of something interesting to start a thread about, and gain some rep on our own merits.


dont come back and log off:)

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bykergrove;5825445

this department fool:



I LOL.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to bykergrove again.

Monkeybumcheeks;5825448

Driving an invisible BMW, whilst hanging out of someones bottom... … Driving an invisible BMW, whilst hanging out of someones bottom... [COLOR="Red"]I think I know who you're on about !![/COLOR] ;-)



Looks like it's been spammed!! I was just getting my teeth into another post on there!! Damn...fun is over for tonight!

bykergrove;5825445

this department … this department fool:[IMG]hp://i298.photobucket.com/albums/mm247/imranmaz/zzzzzz.jpg[/IMG]



Which dept? :?

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thesaint;5825505

Which dept? :?



"the I lie about going on holiday but dont really and stalk the misc thread acting like a wannabe but no one likes me so i have to make friends with 17yo boys and show them my dirty finger to get them to show me some of their pics so i can store them on my multiple memory cards" department

Its a new department that they opened up after 7/11.

Yes its a bit of a mouthful but you're used to that right?






















I mean you did like Liddle old me and he was a linguist.

bykergrove;5825530

Yes its a bit of a mouthful but you're used to that right?


Why do most of your put downs have to make out that I am homosexual? There's nothing wrong being homosexual. Serious.

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thesaint;5825587

Why do most of your put downs have to make out that I am homosexual? … Why do most of your put downs have to make out that I am homosexual? There's nothing wrong being homosexual. Serious.



how did you make that conclusion? I explained why i thought you were used to it at the end of the post.

only someone homophobic would think that i was insinuating that you were homosexual.

bykergrove;5825594

how did you make that conclusion? I explained why i thought you were used … how did you make that conclusion? I explained why i thought you were used to it at the end of the post.only someone homophobic would think that i was insinuating that you were homosexual.



only someone homosexual would assume someone was being homophobic for insinuating they were homosexual

ive gone and confused myself now:p

bykergrove;5825594

how did you make that conclusion? I explained why i thought you were used … how did you make that conclusion? I explained why i thought you were used to it at the end of the post.only someone homophobic would think that i was insinuating that you were homosexual.



A linguist you are not.

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thesaint;5825616

A linguist you are not.



Neither are you, but I bet my bottom dollar that I earn more than you or liddle....


what really counts?

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micoo;5825610

only someone homosexual would assume someone was being homophobic for … only someone homosexual would assume someone was being homophobic for insinuating they were homosexualive gone and confused myself now:p



A logician you are not.

bykergrove;5825631

Neither are you, but I bet my bottom dollar that I earn more than you or … Neither are you, but I bet my bottom dollar that I earn more than you or liddle....what really counts?



Earning money. You da man!!!

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thesaint;5825642

Earning money. You da man!!!



yes dole boy I am. not everyone wants to live in a council house.


good night I have work tomorrow.

bykergrove;5825648

yes dole boy I am. not everyone wants to live in a council house.



When I get back from Rio, I promise to get a job and get out of my council house, as I want to earn as much as you, and own my own home, as that's what makes a man.

bykergrove;5825648

good night I have work tomorrow.



Good night dude.

Banned

thesaint;5825683

When I get back from Rio, I promise to get a job and get out of my … When I get back from Rio, I promise to get a job and get out of my council house, as I want to earn as much as you, and own my own home, as that's what makes a man.



Nah. It's much more than that.... but it's a good start.

BTW - has it rained continuously in Rio for the past 14 hours since you logged on? Rotten luck that.

thesaint;5825295

I'm in Rio de Janeiro atm, but just wanted to say that parody threads are … I'm in Rio de Janeiro atm, but just wanted to say that parody threads are lazy. Think of something interesting to start a thread about, and gain some rep on our own merits.



WOW! What a coincidence! I'm in Rio too! See if you can spot me - I'm the one waving a newspaper above my head.

Come to think of it, this could be an interesting idea for a new thread - all members wave a newspaper above their head (even those in Rio!) & see who can be spotted by other members.
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