so this guy walks into the butchers....

    ....he asks for 6 sausages and half a pound of bacon, he gets his wallet out to pay and the butcher says "ill tell you what, take this knife and if you can hit that meat hanging from the roof you can have it on the house, the guy takes a look and says nah ill just pay cash, the butcher shocked by this says "whys this then"

    the guy says "the steaks are too high"


    Cluffy321 who let you out again?


    That same butcher offered me 8 legs of venison for £300 but I said that was too dear.

    He said kangaroo meat had increased in price. I was hoping mad.
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