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    So today I went shopping in Cheltenham

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    As its school summer hols, I've dumped the kids and missus off at my sisters house in the Cotswolds for the week and arrived last night.

    Today, we went into Cheltenham for a spot of shopping. In the last week, I've had pretty much the whole of the downstairs ceilings skimmed and bought the tiles to get someone to lay in the Living Room and Dining Room. I decided to extend it to the Hallway and so needed another 4 m sq and went into B&Q where I'd bought them. They already were a bargain at £15 a box of 600mm x600mm porcelein marbled tiles (3 in a box) - especially with the 20% Kingfisher discount I have. Today... they have a sale on - and these tiles have been reduced to £9.98 per box! (So £8 with my discount!) So I managed to get the price amended for the 44 boxes being delivered on Monday and added a further 22 boxes for the Hallway and Kitchen... A bargain! Shame the tiler is charging £25 per metre to lay!

    And While I was there, I also bought a fire surround (same 20% + 20% scenario) and also noticed a gas fire reduced for £299. to £199, to £150 then lastly to £75! And when I got to the till.... it still got the 20% + 20% discount! A decent gas fire for £48!

    So leaving B&Q headed into town. It pee'd down with rain and whilst waiting for it to let up, nipped into Greggs for a sausage roll for all. Opposite is Primark..... and amusingly spotted Richard Hammond coming out with a primark bag! Tight old hamster!

    And then passing "French Connection", in front of the female manaken writen on the window was "Came.... the woman said". WTF is that all about!

    Then we come home with the shopping bargains and jumped with joy at yet another away win at Stoke.

    The end.




    Cool Story Bro

    - Numptyj


    Nice One Guv

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    26 Comments

    Original Poster Banned

    Carley

    and this one time, at band camp...



    Band Camp?

    Are you saying I'm gay and excluded?

    When you say 'we' went shopping' who do you mean? ....having dumped your good lady elsewhere!! oO

    Is this your audition for those things in the RHS box?

    i dont want to upstage you or anything but today my mum got tiger bread instead of poppy seed bread for me guv......but i dont like tiger bread so i went to morrisons and bought some poppy seed bread...or did i, or did i guv...no i didnt, the woman obviously didnt scan it properly and so there i was at home with some crumbled ham, doritos and free poppy seed bread.

    away draw at Hull, ill take that still unbeaten, its like watching brazil!

    Original Poster Banned

    chesso

    When you say 'we' went shopping' who do you mean? ....having dumped your … When you say 'we' went shopping' who do you mean? ....having dumped your good lady elsewhere!! oO



    The youngest went to play golf with his Uncle and we were me, my sister and missus and eldest.

    Is this your audition for those things in the RHS box?



    What is an RHS box?

    Welll it's either Royal Horticultural Society - no to that - or the right hand side of the page - box that lurks there.

    Quite an expedition. Did you have coffee and cakes?

    Neat carbohydrate-related tale acec3.

    Bogey team Millwall defeated; oh joy.

    Original Poster Banned

    acecatcher3

    i dont want to upstage you or anything but today my mum got tiger bread … i dont want to upstage you or anything but today my mum got tiger bread instead of poppy seed bread for me guv......but i dont like tiger bread so i went to morrisons and bought some poppy seed bread...or did i, or did i guv...no i didnt, the woman obviously didnt scan it properly and so there i was at home with some crumbled ham, doritos and free poppy seed bread.away draw at Hull, ill take that still unbeaten, its like watching brazil!



    That was weird... I went to hit reply.... but your post had no icons to hit!

    Enjoy your bargain poppy seed.

    Inb4 Youngs boys are tight at the back.

    Original Poster Banned

    chesso

    Welll it's either Royal Horticultural Society - no to that - or the … Welll it's either Royal Horticultural Society - no to that - or the right hand side of the page - box that lurks there.Quite an expedition. Did you have coffee and cakes?



    Nope.... Just a can of coke, sausage roll and bag of chocolate misshapes.
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    Bogey team Millwall defeated; oh joy.



    Gutted.... Come on you Lions.

    maybe the hukd system was so in shock over my free poppy seed bread story that the reply box refused to work?

    1-0 spuds second leg then group exit before they play their last group game, they need a few people in the management area with european tourny experience.

    yeah i saw that chesso, good result, them fans are a nightmare.

    You can balance your daily diet at your celebratory ( I

    There was a lot more to this post when I first submitted it.
    Site has gone mad - sayonara
    Edited by: "chesso" 21st Aug 2010

    acecatcher3

    maybe the hukd system was so in shock over my free poppy seed bread story … maybe the hukd system was so in shock over my free poppy seed bread story that the reply box refused to work? 1-0 spuds second leg then group exit before they play their last group game, they need a few people in the management area with european tourny experience.yeah i saw that chesso, good result, them fans are a nightmare.



    It was exceptional - like 'a book before bedtime'

    Fans - yes, beware.

    chesso

    It was exceptional - like 'a book before bedtime' ;)Fans - yes, beware.



    book before bedtime haha u cheeky pensioner! :P

    me and numpty when we were bout 17

    youtube.com/wat…ted

    criiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinge and then even more cringe....

    youtube.com/wat…ted

    acecatcher3

    book before bedtime haha u cheeky pensioner! :Pme and numpty when we were … book before bedtime haha u cheeky pensioner! :Pme and numpty when we were bout 17http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uojY24unNw&feature=relatedcriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinge and then even more cringe....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxT8F7AbAaQ&feature=related



    that is the fricking funniest thing i've seen in ages, I just pee'd my panties

    awww thats just BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wanna jump up and DANCE NOW X)

    just posted that to FB lol

    Original Poster Banned

    bossyboots

    awww thats just BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wanna jump up and DANCE NOW … awww thats just BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I wanna jump up and DANCE NOW X)



    Hey.... thats how I felt too! X)

    As it goes, I've just been looking to see the prices for this gas fire elsewhere... and I've found it on ebay (item 120542969200) priced at £379 - so buying for £48 is a bit of a bargain! And there are 2 left in store. Almost worth buying and punting out for a couple of hundred easy profit. If only I could be bothered!

    acecatcher3

    book before bedtime haha u cheeky pensioner! :Pme and numpty when we were … book before bedtime haha u cheeky pensioner! :Pme and numpty when we were bout 17http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2uojY24unNw&feature=relatedcriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinge and then even more cringe....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxT8F7AbAaQ&feature=related



    Still make me laugh http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii78/chesso_photos/animated%20smilies/hukdgiggle2b.gif and I like the book at bedtime cameo .....

    ................. but it must surely be time for some new productions. http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii78/chesso_photos/animated%20smilies/hukdwhistle2.gif

    Oh BTW, I had a fantastic stroke of luck this very day. I went into Boots and bought a variety of items including two dental hygiene. I got to the counter and the assistant kindly pointed out to me that dental hygiene was 3 for the price of 2, so I sent my hubby to get another item for £2+ and got it free. How brilliant was that???

    Original Poster Banned

    chesso

    Oh BTW, I had a fantastic stroke of luck this very day. I went into Boots … Oh BTW, I had a fantastic stroke of luck this very day. I went into Boots and bought a variety of items including two dental hygiene. I got to the counter and the assistant kindly pointed out to me that dental hygiene was 3 for the price of 2, so I sent my hubby to get another item for £2+ and got it free. How brilliant was that???



    Cant you just hold them in your hand and use a toothpick?X)

    guv

    Cant you just hold them in your hand and use a toothpick?X)


    I will consider a response to that ageist remark later and ponder my revenge.
    oO

    For all you know it could have been a third pack of tooth picks.:D

    Lol @ cool story bro

    Original Poster Banned

    chesso

    I will consider a response to that ageist remark later and ponder my … I will consider a response to that ageist remark later and ponder my revenge.



    Revenge?


    numptyj

    Lol @ cool story bro



    Strong trolling tags ITT.

    guv

    Cant you just hold them in your hand and use a toothpick?X)



    ooohhhh Guv - u better make sure all your windows and doors are double locked tonight X)

    Original Poster Banned

    bossyboots

    ooohhhh Guv - u better make sure all your windows and doors are double … ooohhhh Guv - u better make sure all your windows and doors are double locked tonight X)



    Why? Is u saying Chesso is a vampire?

    guv

    Strong trolling tags ITT.



    strong fraudulent use of my username

    Actually I'm much too good natured to do revenge

    and too old to ponder for long - I forget what I'm pondering about.:3

    and too slow to do retorts.

    I like garlic.
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