So you've just won the euromillions. How you gonna blow the dough?

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Found 30th Jan
Theoretically, you've taken a lucky dip on the Euromillions and lo and behold your numbers flash up and you realise you've won the lottery.

You get that phone call from Camelot saying you've won the £85m and you can either go public or stay private. Choosing one of those options, what would you then do after?

Would you live a life of debauchery or become the richest Mother Teresa to ever grace the British isles?
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Cocaine and prostitutes. The finest prostitutes. and a yacht. Then specialist prostitutes to funnel the cocaine into my nose cavity in 45 minute intervals once I've destroyed my septum. and another yacht, I sank the first one.
Buy the biggest oil rig I can find, buy a load of exotic animals, sail out into international waters and start the first human Vs animal fighting league in the world.

Then when I run out of animals, dress up like Dennis Hopper from Water World and start harassing other boats asking where land is.
Underground lair and supervillainy.
get that graham bloke on here a tv licence i know how much he wants one


would spend a bit going to every aman hotel/boat
Edited by: "Infractionboi" 30th Jan
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Look if you've won, can I just remind you of what a wonderful person you are and that you fully deserve the money. Also, don't forget what great friends we are
Jokes aside, I'd definitely try to help the less fortunate, but in person. I think that would be as close to contentment I could achieve.
I would buy the best motorhome available and hit the road to find some adventures for a few years. Giving me plenty of time to work out what to do with the rest of my days.
Cocaine and prostitutes. The finest prostitutes. and a yacht. Then specialist prostitutes to funnel the cocaine into my nose cavity in 45 minute intervals once I've destroyed my septum. and another yacht, I sank the first one.
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Buy myself a Carribbean Island, declare myself King and get myself some side chicks.
Travel more, Drink more, Exercise more, Eat better.
Buy the biggest oil rig I can find, buy a load of exotic animals, sail out into international waters and start the first human Vs animal fighting league in the world.

Then when I run out of animals, dress up like Dennis Hopper from Water World and start harassing other boats asking where land is.
catbeans5 m ago

Buy the biggest oil rig I can find, buy a load of exotic animals, sail out …Buy the biggest oil rig I can find, buy a load of exotic animals, sail out into international waters and start the first human Vs animal fighting league in the world. Then when I run out of animals, dress up like Dennis Hopper from Water World and start harassing other boats asking where land is.


I like this. Invite the best fighters in the world to the tournament, like in Enter the Dragon. Conor McGregor vs a brown bear! How do I get tickets?
I would go and buy a jet ski, they money can't make you happy, but I've never seen anyone not smiling whilst on a jet ski!
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I’m definitely not going to declare the winnings publicly if I won, because if I did the population of uncivilised savages in Small Heath, Sparkbrook and Alum Rock would try to kill me and take the winnings. If I won for example £80mil I would keep about £10 mil for lifetime financial security, give £60 mil of it to my parents and share about £8m with the rest of my family, relatives and close friends privately. £2m to legitimate charities (proper charities which give at least 80% of donations to the needy, but if any try to pester me into forcing donations (phonecalls, post, emails etc) they will be struck off the list)).
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World peace.
Start touring the world....take a gap year of 10 years maybe.
Oh and a vintage Aston Martin pls.

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davewave17 m ago

Oh and a vintage Aston Martin pls.[Image]


If we are talking classics, would have to be a 600 Pullman for my driver, the choice of dictators and rock stars.

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and a MercedesSl pagoda for me, but rip out all the mechanicals and replace with modern Brabus running gear.

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Pay off the mortgage of everyone I’ve worked with in the last 10 years. Small team now decimated by corporate greed.

Build 30 family homes to rent out. Then hold an annual lottery to residents to give one away.

Then I’d make sure my family could live where they wanted.
Underground lair and supervillainy.
get that graham bloke on here a tv licence i know how much he wants one


would spend a bit going to every aman hotel/boat
Edited by: "Infractionboi" 30th Jan
Yip, booze, drugs and prossies for this soldier too, I’m afraid. Sure to be the best 3 weeks of my life
The finest goat money can buy.
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I'd buy a lovely family home (probably not here though) and pay off/ buy homes for all my nearest and dearest.
BUY A TV LICENCE THEN PHONE UP AND CANCEL IT.
Krooner3 h, 0 m ago

I like this. Invite the best fighters in the world to the tournament, like …I like this. Invite the best fighters in the world to the tournament, like in Enter the Dragon. Conor McGregor vs a brown bear! How do I get tickets?


tickets to your own event, perhaps you can ask yourself to put you on the guest list?
Graham197942 m ago

BUY A TV LICENCE THEN PHONE UP AND CANCEL IT.


You could do that 586,206 times while waiting for the refunds to clear. You’d be like a pig in mud.
Buy my mom and brothers a house. Then when everybody is sorted go on holiday come back and find a dream home!
Also I’d start a daytime TV show called loose men!
Caravan, campervan, motorhome type thing, custom made from a military vehicle or bus, then bye bye being stuck in one place.
In answer to @metalmickey48
It would end in tears,
Edited by: "shadey12" 30th Jan
Segata-Sanshiro5 m ago

Caravan, campervan, motorhome type thing, custom made from a military …Caravan, campervan, motorhome type thing, custom made from a military vehicle or bus, then bye bye being stuck in one place.



That would be me, an old classic American school bus would be my choice of base but with more modern running gear and engine. And a hearse camper for going to Whitby in ideally this one I would have to change the wheels though.
Well i would take all my family to a nice holiday, buy more houses, buy a petrol station for future and help the poor. My mum needs to relax and stop taking tensions
harlzter8 m ago

That would be me, an old classic American school bus would be my choice of …That would be me, an old classic American school bus would be my choice of base but with more modern running gear and engine. And a hearse camper for going to Whitby in ideally this one I would have to change the wheels though.


Nah double decker or a big Russian truck
Misslovely3 m ago

buy more houses, buy a petrol station for future


What kind of Mad Max style dystopia are you expecting?
davewave1 h, 6 m ago

tickets to your own event, perhaps you can ask yourself to put you on the …tickets to your own event, perhaps you can ask yourself to put you on the guest list?


It's Catbeans' event, I was replying to him. We're going to work out some sort of cocaine & prostitute trade deal.
Edited by: "Krooner" 30th Jan
I will buy a window and a pot.

harlzter21 m ago

That would be me, an old classic American school bus would be my choice of …That would be me, an old classic American school bus would be my choice of base but with more modern running gear and engine. And a hearse camper for going to Whitby in ideally this one I would have to change the wheels though.


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Look good at the abbey,
Good look on finding a parking spot though.
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Krooner5 h, 29 m ago

Cocaine and prostitutes. The finest prostitutes. and a yacht. Then …Cocaine and prostitutes. The finest prostitutes. and a yacht. Then specialist prostitutes to funnel the cocaine into my nose cavity in 45 minute intervals once I've destroyed my septum. and another yacht, I sank the first one.


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I'd buy a new drill for work and maybe some new drill bits
shadey121 h, 29 m ago

[Image] …[Image] http://www.skoolie.net/forums/f14/fs-92-intl-motorcycle-toy-hauler-party-bus-rv-camper-9705.htmlLook good at the abbey,Good look on finding a parking spot though.



Bonus points on that one as it has motorcycle carrying capability. Thats another thing I would add to the list a custom built bike, love bikes that are one offs, cant ride a bike that I havent added my touch to.
shadey123 h, 11 m ago

[Image] …[Image] http://www.skoolie.net/forums/f14/fs-92-intl-motorcycle-toy-hauler-party-bus-rv-camper-9705.htmlLook good at the abbey,Good look on finding a parking spot though.



Park next to one of mine?

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