Somali man, '112', weds girl, 17

37 replies
Found 29th Oct 2009
Lucky or what ......i can't get a 17 yr old bird let alone marry one!

maybe he's a pirate and she digs a man in uniform.......

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Sloth/Mod

He's living the dream. :-D (although at his age i imagine it will be short lived. lol)

only 17 but on the honeymoon night she felt old age creeping up:whistling:

Banned

age difference is 85 years ? haha

[SIZE="2"]I'd love to see them on the Jeremy Kyle show as Jeremy's head would probably explode![/SIZE]:-D

and Somali news is gonna be accurate and since the man only claims to be 112 then this is BS

Banned

Bound to end in a stoning. Lets face it, she's not gonna get any from him!

Cultural differences here I assume.

Honour, money, family status, all that in marrying someone of that age.

ClarityofMind;6722242

Cultural differences here I assume. Honour, money, family status, all … Cultural differences here I assume. Honour, money, family status, all that in marrying someone of that age.



nothing to do with cultural differences, somalia leaderless state issues with pirates, the news from here is gonna less than any near the truth

Alfonse;6722277

nothing to do with cultural differences, somalia leaderless state issues … nothing to do with cultural differences, somalia leaderless state issues with pirates, the news from here is gonna less than any near the truth



Not sure I follow that bit sorry hun x

If you mean that any reports from the media may be falsified, true is same world over but i take your point yes, even more likely in that kinda situation.

My point was it's crazy to judge people for something like this. One doesnt know :

a) if the story is "real" anyway
b) whether either party has acted "under duress" in any way
c) what other factors have to be taken into account.

As such, such "news" is no news and more to do with publicity and power-mongering than anything x

Ahmed Muhamed Dore - who already has 18 children by five wives - said he … Ahmed Muhamed Dore - who already has 18 children by five wives - said he would like to have more with his new wife, Safia Abdulleh, who is 17 years old.



is it possible?!?!

nice.

magicbeans;6722472

is it possible?!?!



Unfortunately yes but the chances of them being healthy are small.

magicbeans;6722472

is it possible?!?!



yes.... a lot comes down to the age of the mum's eggs. The quality and quantity of a mans sperm does deteriorate somewhat with his age but he produces them his whole life xx

Original Poster

18 kids......is my tax paying for them to???

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Tax??

aren't they all located in Somalia??... Africa?

I know my geog is awful but that's ridiculous

barky;6721689

only 17 but on the honeymoon night she felt old age creeping up:whistling:



lol :thumbsup:

i mean who would want a 17 year old anyway??

Punkytiptop;6722751

18 kids......is my tax paying for them to???



It will be when they find there way here,

magicbeans;6722472

is it possible?!?!



Sperm produced by older men come from cells that have already divided lots of times in the testes. This means that mistakes in DNA replication build up and as these mutated sperm are less likely to self-destruct and to remain in the seminiferous tubules longer in older than in younger men. the sperm are more likely to be more defective in motility ( the long swim) and penetrative ability ( getting into the egg) and to carry genetic defects. The force of ejaculation is less in the older man, so the sperm are put at a disadvatage there as well. It’s not impossible for someone that age to have viable sperm and reproductive capacity sufficient to get the lass pregnant but it is improbable!!

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chesso;6722988

Sperm produced by older men come from cells that have already divided … Sperm produced by older men come from cells that have already divided lots of times in the testes. This means that mistakes in DNA replication build up and as these mutated sperm are less likely to self-destruct and to remain in the seminiferous tubules longer in older than in younger men. the sperm are more likely to be more defective in motility ( the long swim) and penetrative ability ( getting into the egg) and to carry genetic defects. The force of ejaculation is less in the older man, so the sperm are put at a disadvatage there as well. It’s not impossible for someone that age to have viable sperm and reproductive capacity sufficient to get the lass pregnant but it is improbable!!



......and so an evil pirate is born mwah hah ha ha:w00t:

Punkytiptop;6723966

......and so an evil pirate is born mwah hah ha ha:w00t:maybe he's a … ......and so an evil pirate is born mwah hah ha ha:w00t:maybe he's a pirate and she digs a man in uniform



Johnny Depp?? ;-)

tonyg1962;6722538

Unfortunately yes but the chances of them being healthy are small.



chesso;6722988

Sperm produced by older men come from cells that have already divided … Sperm produced by older men come from cells that have already divided lots of times in the testes. This means that mistakes in DNA replication build up and as these mutated sperm are less likely to self-destruct and to remain in the seminiferous tubules longer in older than in younger men. the sperm are more likely to be more defective in motility ( the long swim) and penetrative ability ( getting into the egg) and to carry genetic defects. The force of ejaculation is less in the older man, so the sperm are put at a disadvatage there as well. It’s not impossible for someone that age to have viable sperm and reproductive capacity sufficient to get the lass pregnant but it is improbable!!




wow chesso u know ur stuff!!

ejaculating 112 year olds is not right!!

what i meant is that i also thought it was difficult to get it up!

[COLOR="Red"]That man is a playa.

Much respect.[/COLOR]

in b4 they claim asylum and move to the UK

The JFK;6726593

[COLOR="Red"]That man is a playa.Much respect.[/COLOR]



haha i dont think anyone can top him!

magicbeans;6726566

wow chesso u know ur stuff!! ejaculating 112 year olds is not right!!what … wow chesso u know ur stuff!! ejaculating 112 year olds is not right!!what i meant is that i also thought it was difficult to get it up!


It seems that up is do-able but out is more of a problem and quality is dreadful. :w00t:
My ex A level students would love this sort of conversation!!

Banned

chesso;6726784

It seems that up is do-able but out is more of a problem and quality is … It seems that up is do-able but out is more of a problem and quality is dreadful. :w00t:My ex A level students would love this sort of conversation!!



You don't seem to be doing so bad yourself!

chesso;6726784

It seems that up is do-able but out is more of a problem and quality is … It seems that up is do-able but out is more of a problem and quality is dreadful. :w00t:My ex A level students would love this sort of conversation!!



really, at 112 u can become erect without meds?! well i'll be!

haha.... yeah the only bit theyd listen and rmbr!

guv;6726836

You don't seem to be doing so bad yourself!


I don't know where you get your data from.:w00t:

magicbeans;6726875

really, at 112 u can become erect without meds?! well i'll be!haha.... … really, at 112 u can become erect without meds?! well i'll be!haha.... yeah the only bit theyd listen and rmbr!


Pity the poor exam marker!:giggle:

In general I think that even standing up for a few secs would please most 100+. Aaahh.

chesso;6727475

I don't know where you get your data from.:w00t:Pity the poor exam … I don't know where you get your data from.:w00t:Pity the poor exam marker!:giggle:In general I think that even standing up for a few secs would please most 100+. Aaahh.



:giggle: !!!!

Banned

MB is infauated with this 112 year olds totem pole!

Banned

chesso has reviewed and put across the physical scientific explanation of an older man and his manhood/sperm generation but it hasnt been looked at from a metaphysical energy quantifiable scientific view.

you can utilise the mind to control when you want an erection and when you want that erection to drop and this is taught to young men in some countries from a young age. they are also taught how to with-hold ejaculation using the mind and are taught the proven and widely known in many countries the implications of masturbation and so many men dont tend to do this.
not masturbating can guarantee the quality of sperm and manhood no matter what age you reach

Original Poster

ClarityofMind;6722767

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Tax??aren't they all located in Somalia??... Africa?I … ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Tax??aren't they all located in Somalia??... Africa?I know my geog is awful but that's ridiculous



I don't think it matters these days the amount of money i see disappear in my wage every month I swear were paying for everyone!:w00t:

Banned

tonyg1962;6722538

Unfortunately yes but the chances of them being healthy are small.



and the chances of them being small are healthy!

Banned

Punkytiptop;6731740

I don't think it matters these days the amount of money i see disappear … I don't think it matters these days the amount of money i see disappear in my wage every month I swear were paying for everyone!:w00t:



Your money basically covers local chavs.

i can get a 17 year old girl, but im 18 :lol:

Original Poster

gR8_mUndA;6735009

Your money basically covers local chavs.



i wonder how they can afford the tools to break into my car haha:thumbsup:
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