Some 'real' Funny newspaper Headlines

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Found 14th Apr 2008
- Something went wrong in jet crash, experts says

- Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers

- Safety Experts say school bus passengers should be belted

- Drunk gets nine months in violin case

- Survivor of siamese twins joins parents

- Iraqi head seeks arms

- Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?

- Stud tires out

- Prostitutes appeal to Pope

- Panda mating fails; Veterinarian takes over

- Soviet virgin lands short of goal again

- British left waffles on Falkland Islands

- Eye drops off shelf

- Teacher strikes idle kids

- Reagan wins on budget, but more lies ahead

- Squad helps dog bite victim

- Enraged cow injures farmer with axe

- Plane too close to ground, crash probe told

- Miners refuse to work after death

- Juvenile court to try shooting defendant

- Stolen painting found by tree

- Two soviet ships collide, one dies

- 2 sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter

- Killer sentenced to die for second time in 10 years

- Never withhold herpes infection from loved one

- War dims hope for peace

- If strike isn't settled quickly, it may last a while

- Cold wave linked to temperatures

9 Comments

Prostitiutes appeal to Pope!!! :giggle::giggle:

2 sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout counter
... Must have been a very long queue . hehe

Never withhold herpes infection from loved one
.... yeah let 'em have it . hehe

Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?
I'd take that as an insult!

These are great....

Drunk gets nine months in violin case, i dont get that

:lol: Again

emasu sorry but i still dont get it ;

Is he a very small drunk or is it a very big violin case

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Daytrader;1890864

Drunk gets nine months in violin case, i dont get that



I presume its a drunk who got 9 months in jail, in a law case involving a violin (perhaps he hit someone with it!?!).
Correct me if i am wrong.

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TWIGGY4LIFE 666;1891875

I presume its a drunk who got 9 months in jail, in a law case involving a … I presume its a drunk who got 9 months in jail, in a law case involving a violin (perhaps he hit someone with it!?!).Correct me if i am wrong.




think your spot on there TWIGGY4LIFE 666 :thumbsup:
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